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whore chomper

a person who fucks lots of street walkers
by suckitfuckit December 15, 2009
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Chair Chomper

The sexual position, that is similar to the 69 but involves the male sitting in a chair, while the woman is upside down on his crotch.
also known as the "36"
Guy 1: I totally did the Chair Chomper position with Charlotte last night, but I had to throw out the chair.

Guy 2: You mean 36ed?

Guy 1: Whatever, same thing.
by ALLPOWERFULMANGO April 17, 2011
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Zombie chompers

When an individual's teeth are sharp and jagged due to excessive drug and alcohol abuse and/or poor dental hygiene, giving the appearance of a zombies teeth.
Dude, did you see that guys teeth? He's got some serious zombie chompers, bro
by Huge hammer69 September 30, 2016
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urine chompers

The result of not brushing your teeth for a considerable time; yellow teeth.
"Over here we have Bob, a romper stomper, with urine chompers."
by Bairgh O L'Gharigh July 7, 2019
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Chocolate Chomper

A person who chews chocolate rather than letting it dissolve in their mouth.
Luca is a Chocolate Chomper. Look at him chewing his chocolate.
by 2121PeachFuzz March 24, 2021
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sperm competition reaction

n.

A theory that explains why the presence of a second male in a sexual scenario with a woman increases rather than decreases the arousal of a heterosexual male.

The presence of a second male causes the first male's testes to increase sperm and testosterone production. This evolutionary reaction occurs so that if they both engage in intercourse with her, his increased erection size and sperm count will boost his chances of inseminating her over his reproductive competition.

Although the reaction is most powerful in person when a second male's pheromones are present, just seeing another male's erect phallus through any type of media will trigger the reaction.

When the other male ejaculates, the first male's reaction surges, giving him an overwhelming urge to also ejaculate even if his penis is nowhere near a vagina or other orifice.
When I saw my wife's boyfriend emptying his balls inside her womb, my sperm competition reaction became too much and I dribbled my cream inside my pants.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 15, 2021
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Uber competitive

Someone that thinks championship games (World Series, Super Bowl, Stanley Cup, NBA Finals, World Cup, Olympics) are make or break events where athletes have to go beyond 100 percent, break records every time, or win medals/trophies. It's one thing to make a goal for yourself, it's another thing to think that everything revolves around or depends on winning, and that nothing is sacred but winning.
The uber competitive girl primed people into thinking they needed to win at all costs and that nothing was sacred but that.
by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021
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