Chipotlaid

A date that involves tacos/burritos and sex. Chipotle and bang.

Sarah: are you going out with Dan for tacos tonight?

Marie: yeah, I'm getting Chipotlaid.

by LeftBoobFTW May 23, 2016

chipotlegit

1. Something that is beyond that status of "legit," very similar to the Mexican restaurant Chipotle.
2. Sleek

His sportscar is so chipotlegit. You can't get more sleek than those shiny rims and tinted windows.

by [][]V[] []D[][]V[][]D[][]\[] October 5, 2010

Chipotlaway

A Billy Mays-endorsed product used to clean up the blood stains one receives in their underwear after eating food from Chipotle Mexican Grill.

A: Dude, you're eating Chipotle again? What're you gonna do about those blood stains coming out of your ass?

B: It's okay, my mom uses Chipotlaway when she washes my undies.

by specialbrownies34 October 8, 2009

Chipotlery

Ordering extra meat/cheese/veggies, etc. on food products, and never mentioning said special order to the cashier, in hopes of not getting charged for it.

"Dude, I just ordered double pepperoni on my pizza and they didn't charge me for it! Total Chipotlery!"

by Boondock Saint March 14, 2008

chipotlegasm

The moment of sheer bliss and happiness that occurs when one is eating a Chipotle burrito. The main feature that separates Chipotle from Qdoba.

Oh God! Oh God! This burrito is so good! I think I'm having a Chipotlegasm!

by JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM September 30, 2010

chipotlicious

Describing or pertaining to anything as delicious as chipotle

Person 1 : Dude, I haven't had a burrito this good since we last went to chipotle.

Person 2: We're eating at chipotle right now......

Person 1: OOHHHHH, that would explain why its so chipotlicious.

by wanderingsoul November 27, 2010

chipotlaboner

a hard-on you get whenever you think of, speak of, or eat of anything from chipotle.

drew: hey man, i'm thinkin about going to chipotle, wanna go?
scott: dude, just talking about chipotle is giving me a chipotlaboner.

by nicrage January 26, 2014