Chimp Simple

Chimp simple is when something is so straightforward that even a chimpanzee or a toddler with down syndrome could easily understand it.

Keep it chimp simple when tending to the bear necessities of life.

The directions are chimp simple, it is impossible to get lost.

by full_reet April 6, 2016

chimp titties

A. (noun) saggy old-man boobs

A: That dude needs to put his shirt back on.

B: Yep, he's sporting some real chimp titties.

by missnancycook August 2, 2012

chimp-link

when multiple chimps join together to form a chain while humping each other. Often accompanied by aggressive shrieking or grunting.

Oh god, look at that Chimp-link! This one is quite impressive, they have even got the alpha male involved

by YxngLee May 15, 2022

savvy chimp

human beings who think they are brilliant, but know deep down what idiots they really are

Fucking Dave, lost all his money on bitcoin and blamed it on his cousin. That idiot is a savvy chimp. Now he's buying digital art.

by saavy chimp July 12, 2022

Stuff a chimp

A play on the phrase "STFU", implying that the "chimp-stuffer" coud go do something indecent to a primate rather than continue talking.
Plural: Stuff chimps.

"Go stuff a chimp!", said the nerd to the bully who was wedgieing him. The bully, having no comeback, ran home to his mommy.

by chimp_stuffer_in_da_haoose April 30, 2010

ice chimps

White people

“Hey look it’s an ice chimp”
“Ice chimps food taste like plain doodoo”

by Grumpslumps November 22, 2021

Chimp Tits

Femal Breasts that resemble those of a chimpanzee, having an odd fish hook look to them in which they sag then shoot back up towards the bottom of the breast. The oddest hybrid form of perkiness and saggyness

The girls chimp tits were so extreme that her nipples almost poke her in the eyes but her boobs almost touch her bellybutton.

by flippersandwhich March 6, 2011