Chimp Simple

Chimp simple is when something is so straightforward that even a chimpanzee or a toddler with down syndrome could easily understand it.

Keep it chimp simple when tending to the bear necessities of life.

The directions are chimp simple, it is impossible to get lost.

by full_reet December 28, 2015

Stuff a chimp

A play on the phrase "STFU", implying that the "chimp-stuffer" coud go do something indecent to a primate rather than continue talking.
Plural: Stuff chimps.

"Go stuff a chimp!", said the nerd to the bully who was wedgieing him. The bully, having no comeback, ran home to his mommy.

by chimp_stuffer_in_da_haoose April 30, 2010

Bittie Chimp

A female who goes through men faster then a chimp goes through bananas.

Yo those soccer girls are total Bittie Chimps.

by PoundTown11 August 14, 2010

chimp titties

A. (noun) saggy old-man boobs

A: That dude needs to put his shirt back on.

B: Yep, he's sporting some real chimp titties.

by missnancycook August 02, 2012

savvy chimp

human beings who think they are brilliant, but know deep down what idiots they really are

Fucking Dave, lost all his money on bitcoin and blamed it on his cousin. That idiot is a savvy chimp. Now he's buying digital art.

by saavy chimp July 13, 2022

Chimp Bandit

A chimp bandit is a person who steals chimps/apes/monkeys and eventually falls in love with the anthropod. And/or eats the chimp afterwards.

I swear I saw a monkey in his pocket, he is a chimp bandit.

by Mr-Simmas August 21, 2009

chimp licker

A man/woman that likes giving oral sex to the unshaven vaginal or anal area.

1.if you like licking hairy asses or pussies!
2.if you like o-natural
3.you don't like a shaven haven
4.or you actually in fact lick real life chimps!

1.hey you chimp licker!
2.you are a chimp licker!
3.i know a chimp licker too!
4.how many chimp licker's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

by luke gibson May 19, 2006