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Cereal Killer

Someone who is on a diet and only eats cereal
My cholesterol was so high, I was forced to become a Cereal Killer
by itzritz April 7, 2009
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cerebrality

Intelligence; the state at which one's cerebral faculties function.
That professor has quite high cerebrality.
by Whoa-ho-ho-ho! September 13, 2006
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cereal monogamy

The custom or practice of eating only one type of cereal at a time. Cereal monogamists view the casual alternation of cereals, or, worse, mixing different cereals in the same bowl, to be simply wrong.

Not to be confused with serial monogamy.
"I eat Cheerios for breakfast. I eat only Cheerios; no other cereals. Cheerios are the greatest thing since sliced bananas! Wait-- I'm out of Cheerios... time to get some more cereal... I eat Frosted Flakes for breakfast. No other cereals; just Frosted Flakes."
That's an example of cereal monogamy.
by Grinning Cat January 18, 2015
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Cerealize

The act of partaking in the consumption of cereal, with milk, after dinner's main course.

True cerealizing involves getting more than one bowl.
-One of the main and only reasons for going to Brower Commons.
Erik: Are you guys cerealizing?
Jack & Yuhan: Hell yeah
Erik: Aight, I'm not getting milk with it.
Jack & Yuhan: What are you, stupid?

(Jack & Yuhan walk to the cereal bar nodding their head in disapproval.)

Yuhan: Yo dude what are you doing later?
Jack: Probably finishing up on some work and then hitting up Brower to cerealize. You?
Yuhan: Cerealizing sounds good. I'll hit you up.
by cerealking November 6, 2009
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cereal

you guys! i'm super duper cereal!!

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by manbearpig May 10, 2006
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Cerebellum'd

Recieved a snappy comeback without being able to deliver a retort.
"Dude, you totally got cerebellum'd by that Quarterman."
by Gorblax January 2, 2004
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cerebral hemorrhage

Noun.
1. Severe bleeding of the brain.
2. Severe bleeding of the brain caused by exposure of a person of average intelligence(the victim) to a case of extreme mental ineptitude, such as that which would be demonstrated by a damned idiot.
3. Something that would cause such effects.
4. A term used to describe extreme annoyance at stupidity.
1.
After the blood vessels in his brain were ruptured, the man died from cerebral hemorrhage.

2.
Person A: Did you know that, statistically, women make significantly less money than men?
Person B: Oh my God, stop being sexist!
Person A: *passes out*
Person A(after regaining conciousness): Holy Shit, that was the worst bout of cerebral hemorrhage I've had in years.

3.
That movie was cerebral hemorrhage.

4.
Moronic comments give me cerebral hemorrhage.
by LivingHell October 24, 2004
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