Cheeto tax

When you take cheeto's from your young sibling's plate; that's a cheeto tax

"Kids say the darndest things episode 5: I want to do a CHEETO TAX

by arson_investigator January 29, 2021

White Cheeto

A cheesy, fluffy (full of air) white person.....similar to the white cheddar Cheeto puffs

We’re trying to protest Black Lives Matter, but these privileged White Cheetos keep fucking it up!

by PTCruzer June 4, 2020

G Cheeto

The person above me is an idiot that needs to either go back to first grade and eat some Cheetos or just turn on spell check.

Does G Cheeto not know about spell check?

by FoxtrotJulietBravo January 11, 2022

Wrinkled Cheeto

An elderly person that has a bad spray tan

"hey,did your grandpa get a spray tan?"
"yea, hes such a wrinkled cheeto"

"hey have you seen donald tr*mp lately?"
yea, the man looks like a wrinkled cheeto

by Barack Yomama May 23, 2011

Fascist Cheeto

You know who I'm talking about.

Trump The 45th Donald Trump Donald J Trump

The Fascist Cheeto did WHAT?

by Smart Toosh May 14, 2018

eating cheetos

to masturbate, works for male or females

I am about to go eat some cheetos.

by Kristin October 31, 2004

Cheeto Beard

A dirty food-laden mane of untrimmed hair that grows on the face of the most dedicated male gamer. Usually begins formation after level 100 of world of warcraft, or another analogous stage of gamer life when basic hygiene is no longer a priority. The word can also be used to stereotype a person that looks like said gamer.

"Whoa dude, I been gaming too long, I got a major cheeto beard growing!"
"Hey look at that cheeto beard over there, he's probably really good at video games"

by agentsmyth January 10, 2014