i'd hit it like a mcdonald's cheeseburger

To have sex with (see "I'd hit it.")

Essentially making fun of the McDonald's commercial that uses "I'd hit it" with reference to a cheeseburger, which everyone knows is utterly misguided.

Wow look at that ass!
I'd hit it like a McDonald's cheeseburger.

by geekjive April 13, 2005

SBC (Senior Bacon Cheeseburger)

Anyone familiar with the fast food chain Wendys is most likely also familiar with the JBC, or junior bacon cheeseburger. Costing only 99 cents apiece, these babies give the average joe by far the best bang for his(or her) buck. The SBC is two JBC's stacked, and then flattened to fit in the mouth. Some modifications include a layer of ketchup or mayo between the two burgers, but really anything is possible. This invention is thought to have originated in the East Coast state of Maryland, somewhere near the town of Elkridge, by a MR. C...but its origins are not definitely known.

YO, Jimmy just pounded THREE SBC's!!

by nh January 28, 2005

Backpocket cheeseburger

Used to describe how retarded or autistic someone’s acting

My old friend Adam has backpocket cheeseburgers

by God Logan February 6, 2020

hamburger cheeseburger big mac whopper

slaps

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by cringe060 October 29, 2021

western cheeseburger

A western cheeseburger is an extremely delicious, albeit unhealthy fast food. A western cheeseburger is like a regular cheeseburger, having 1-3 hamburger patties, each with cheese, but in addition has some sort of tangy barbeque sauce on the top and most of the time, 2 or so onion rings below the patties. This creates a delightful mixture of tangy sauce and the light crunch of the onion ring.

Yeah so its a good thing I'm broke because I'm pretty sure if I had a lot of money I'd eat western cheeseburgers until they killed me. Oh what a glorious death that would be!

by Skeeter McDougal October 2, 2005

mc donalds cheeseburger

Living poison.

"Hey I just ate a mc donalds cheeseburger!"
"damn fatass."

by twut May 22, 2014

fat mama cheeseburger

An insult at the elementry school level, towards little rolly polly girls, who are often always seen eating.

HA, HA, Fat Mama Cheeseburger can't catch me(While I'm running down the street with her lunch bag).

by Miss, Miss aka Mean teacher August 17, 2006