charity fuck

plowing the snot out of some chick just cause she looked like she could have used a good stiff cock in her ass.

Hey look at that fugly chick at the end of the bar.
yeah but she has some big ole titties!
well shell be a charity fuck later on tonight.

by tony January 24, 2004

Charming

Used as an ironic response,as a way of saying 'don't be so personal!'

I bet you two idiots would make a fine pair together.

Charming!

by SomeoneNew October 17, 2012

Charmpit

The area of a man's body including (on the same side of the body) his armpit and pectoral area in/on which a woman (or man: not that there's anything wrong with that) can rest her head and often fall asleep.

The charmpit (chest and armpit) is often utilized after intercourse or strange sounds in the house that frighten the woman into making the man get out of bed and investigate said frightening sounds.

Woman: "I just had the scariest dream. I need your charmpit."

Man: (sleepily) "Okay."

by WandaJune October 10, 2009

charming the snake

To charm the snake means to pull on one's own wiener. I.E. Masturbate

I told her instead of going on a date, I would rather stay home charming the snake by myself.

by myanacondadoesnot November 21, 2014

feel good charity

When you do something for charity more to make yourself feel good than to actually change anything.

Someone giving a homeless person a free meal for xmas, and then doing nothing the rest of the following months, is feel good charity. It benefits in the very short term, and mostly does nothing, or even make things worse in the long term.

by skayjay January 27, 2012

CHARMILA

It means CHARLES MELTON AND CAMILA MENDES’S SHIP NAMEEE BECAUSE THEY BELONG TOGETHER

Charles and cami are so cuteeee #charmila

by Xxx300 June 10, 2018

Douche Charming

The man who all women must settle for when they discover that there is no Prince Charming. Often does have good attributes, but is far from perfect.
Term can be replaced with "douche in shining armor."

Woman 1: I can't believe it's finally your wedding day. The dress is perfect and so is your new husband!!

Bride(sarcastically): Yeah, he's a real douche charming...

by AlMcD November 29, 2009