A situation that can be described as a riot or a complete cluster fuck, but in reality, it is under the control, or at least started, by a group of insanely smart individuals (usually anarchists) in an effort to strike fear in a certain group of people (can be race, or people who live in a certain area), or for the sake of looting.
#1 "Dude! Did you hear about the riot downtown?"
#2 "Yeah, but it wasn't a riot, it was Controlled Chaos."
#2 "Yeah, but it wasn't a riot, it was Controlled Chaos."
by what-you-gonna-do? November 28, 2010
Get the Controlled Chaos mug.A "King of Chaos" refers to a typical online gamer, who's opinion of their own skill level, is actually a lot higher than their actual skill level. The term "King of Chaos" is actually a sarcastic term, indicating that the player is sup-par, and actually not a "King of Causing Chaos."
It is very typical for a "King of Chaos" to get frustrated in the middle of the game, call everyone on the other team a "try-hard," and rage-quit. Causing the "King of Chaos's" team to be a man down and eventually lose.
It is very typical for a "King of Chaos" to get frustrated in the middle of the game, call everyone on the other team a "try-hard," and rage-quit. Causing the "King of Chaos's" team to be a man down and eventually lose.
Frank: "Hey Randy are you going to get your kill/death ratio positive this game?"
Randy: "These kids on the other team are such try-hards, and I'm sick of it!!!"
Frank: "C'mon Randy, don't be such a "King of Chaos!!!!!"
Randy: (Disconnect........)
Randy: "These kids on the other team are such try-hards, and I'm sick of it!!!"
Frank: "C'mon Randy, don't be such a "King of Chaos!!!!!"
Randy: (Disconnect........)
by Señor Hodeez January 25, 2011
Get the King of Chaos mug.A game that starts off decent. You spend hours building up your guy, then the new age starts. So you give up
by kuponutmog April 18, 2005
Get the kings of chaos mug.Noun. A logistical and psychological condition -- first observed in Denmark, Turkey, and France, and now spreading rapidly across the United States -- of general disorder brought on by sizable snowfall. The term must be set in italics or block capitals, followed by exclamation points, and accompanied by laughter.
The falling flakes brought total mayhem: King Kong was slipping and sliding around the top of the Empire State Building; delivery trucks loaded with cases of cinnamon chewing gum were almost completely submerged in white; the evening schedule of happy endings was thrown off by three hours -- SNOW CHAOS!!
by 5$wds March 1, 2010
Get the snow chaos!! mug.One of the divine chaos creatures, like a Kaos Kitty or an Agent of Chaos. These fluffy yet absolutely corrupted by madness creatures are kind, yet twisted. Like someone tried to make a white rabbit and then accidentally spilled the whole jar of YoWhatTheFuckIsThat accidentally into the formula. These bunnys are persumed mythical, but like other chaos beings is very real. Do not anger the bunny, feed the bunny, tease the bunny or well, let the bunny just be!
by Iamwebster1307 January 23, 2022
Get the Chaos Bunny mug.(1) A person of frantic and/or ridiculously silly demeanor, and so is hard to take seriously muppet and who moves, uncontrollably, from one overwhelming, confusing, or dangerous situation to the next as a way of life. (2) a muppet addicted to chaotic situations, people, or experiences. In all, chaos muppets get in over their heads but know of no other way to seek out new people or experiences; hence, like muppets, they lack control, focus, and/or self-awareness/ regard. Like an adrenaline junky, but sillier. (3) Someone who is, as a rule, always in over his/ her head, usually thinking he/ she is in total control...
Last week, he downed a bottle of sriracha, went skydiving, and then smoked crack all night. Mark is such a chaos muppet!
by Darkmark07 May 19, 2019
Get the Chaos muppet mug.The type of person to invite you over for drinks and jewelry-making, and you end up getting wasted together... as they offer additional sips of a mysterious tincture, while serenading you in their messy, maximalist, draped-cloth laden, pentagram-spray-painted-door 2br city apartment. Oh, and you'll also spend a minimum of $200 (conservatively) on any chance encounter with a chaos queen (their bank card won't work). You have been warned. Tread lightly, but VERY fun when the chaotic energy is in your favor for the long night you're about to have ahead!
henzo always mysteriously connects with chaos queens, like where does he even find all these intense people to ruin his life?
by jake_jake_jake April 15, 2023
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