Chancer

Chancer: to push one's luck. To stay in the game a wee bit too long. To believe one is above repute. To annoy someone to the extent that they are bound to get a headbutt.

Mayday Malone, Haloween XIII(Thanksgiving), Survivor Antarctica, Keyshawn Johnson, Rob Johnson, Brad Johnson, People who say fo shizzle mo crepes. French people from France or Quebec and American's (generally)

by Jeremy November 26, 2003

Chanel

the horniest mothufuckah you will ever meet.
knows how to make a guy scream and moan and beg for more.
has more than one guy crushing on her ass daily.
THE BIGGEST ASS FOR THE SMALLEST GIRL.
known to be loud funny and obnoxious all at the same time. loved by many. hated by none. a true friend. stays loyal. doesnt fall hard for any man. hard to please. smart and clever. loves to make people eat lubricant. pulls pranks on closest friends daily.
if you ever come across a chanel. cherish her for the rest of your life

brah. did you see chanel today in those shorts??
DAAAAYYYUMMM!

by janigsz November 4, 2008

Second Chance

Noobs who cannot take a lost in armed combat.
Noobs that know that they will die in combat.
Noobs that relies on someone else to heal them even though they'll get owned again.
Noobs that think they will get a comeback after being healed but end up having the highest death streak of both teams.

Joe:"Wow some second chance noob got a lucky headshot on me after I mauled him down. No skill at all, bro."

Noob: "SOMEONE HEAL ME! PLZ!"
*Gets healed*
*Gets Semtex'd along with healer*

by DamePlz May 8, 2011

no chance nathan

a man who has no luck with the ladies

"That bloke is a bit of a no chance nathan. He hasn't had a shag for years!

by no luck narelle September 24, 2007

coughing up chandeliers

to speak in an overly elaborate and ornamental manner, drawing more attention to your knowledge of language than to what is trying to be conveyed.

Jane would be a better journalist if she wasn't so busy coughing up chandeliers.

by Cristopher February 7, 2008

Chafe

A white rash around the genitals caused by rubbing or itching the scrotum or inner thigh. Commonly a result of masterbation. Chafe off-cuts can occur when the chafe is taken from the infected area and smeared somewhere else on the subject.

"Oh shit i am all chafed up"

by off cuts January 8, 2003

Not a chance

Phrase used to show extreme unwilligness to do something when asked.

A bum-" Excuse me sir, do you have any change to spare "
Ron-" Not a chance you fucking bum, get a fucking job"

by spocketz August 22, 2011