colon cleaner

A person who licks ones asshole

You can kiss my ass you colon cleaner

by D-Web December 28, 2006

Colombian Drano

The first coffee of the morning, which compels you to go and empty your bowels.

Liam was horrendously constipated, and late for work. He needed a good cup of colombian drano.

by Deathglooms May 14, 2014

Cologne

by far the dopest city in germany

damn you're from cologne? Imma suck your dick right now

by cologneisdope October 10, 2020

colon confetti

Feces, poop, shit, diarrhea etc.

Mike: *Exits Bathroom* You might want to wait a few minutes before going in there. I just made colon confetti.
Joe: Thanks for the warning!

by Diegaa June 19, 2008

Colon Contraction

When you have a large dump coming on, and the stomach pains come in and out. The intervals in time get closer and closer until you can't stand it anymore and you must drop a load.

I thought I was going to shit my pants, but it must have just been a colon contraction. Regardless, I should probably find a bathroom soon, before another one comes on.

by BT 2 September 1, 2009

Colon Tickle

Verb- The action of inserting the penis into the anus for the first time, invoking mostly pain, horror and complete shock. Possibly followed by pleasure. Possibly not.

Other definitions include...

"Maiden Voyage on the Chocolate Train to Khe Sanh"

"Just the tip, for boys"

"Backdoor Pony Express"

"Hey, did you hear that Vin Diesel wanted to Colon Tickle Clay Aiken?"
"No way! He doesn't seem like his type at all!"

by Boooose February 26, 2010

cologne zone

The radius from which an individual's cologne or perfume can be detected. Ideally,this radius should be less than two feet,however,in the case of teenage boys and slutty women,this radius cane be 30-40 feet or more.

If Jr. has a date tonight,I must make an effort to stay outside of his cologne zone.

by wolfbait51 November 6, 2011