cakesexual

When a person is sexually aroused and attracted to a spongey baked good, usually topped with icing.

ralph- 'hey bro did you see that cake over there?'
dave- 'oh yeah bro it turns me on'
ralph- 'dude stop being so cakesexual'

by bruh, wut. November 8, 2014

thug cakes

pancakes that are made with swagger out the ears and shirtless, while the chef shouts words that are considered discriminatory towards the general population, mostly women. They taste as if theyre straight out of a hoodified pancake house. Just how yo momma made em.

So I was whippin up some thug cakes the other day, when some scally ass trick busta that I just gave it to, came up and starting talking some bullshit, so a whacked her with the spatula and put her on her ass.

by boomgoesdadynomite39444 September 16, 2009

cakesterbation

The stimulation or manipulation of one's own genitals with a cake, especially to orgasm; sexual self-gratification with a cake. The most popular cakes used in this manner include cupcakes, wedding cakes, and birthday cakes.

Dude 1: Hey man, let's each get a bag of Cheetos to fuck on the way home.

Dude 2: Naw dogg my brother's wedding was yesterday, I'm in for some prime cakesterbation.

by The Don2 October 2, 2007

glistening cakes

a big juicy oiled up black booty

i got that ho naked and oiled her ass up. shit looked like beautiful glistening cakes

by the dchi cook August 28, 2010

Caesar

The Roman dictator was assassinated by JoJo Siwa in attempts to gain fame, but she was killed shortly after. 2000 years later she has risen again to reclaim her lost glory.

Jojo siwa killed Julius Caesar

by Heccing_Normie November 6, 2020

Julius Caesar

The most gangster ruler of everyone's favorite Ancient civilization, Rome.
Said to have been killed on the Ides of March (March 15th) by a coup put together by Brutus and Cassius.
And they are now on the bottom layer of hell getting eaten by satan, as said by Dante's Inferno.

Julius Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered"

by Sheldon Jefferson January 26, 2007

Nobody Cares

A phrase one uses when people keep putting urban dictionary definitions of their own name on their snapchat story.

Brock *opens up snapchat
Brock "Oh my God nobody cares!"

by Senior Papi john March 15, 2017