David is nothing more than a carbon fart - nothing but hot air and empty promises. Can't believe he's one of my exes - what did I see in that guy?
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 07, 2023
by Beasty04 May 03, 2017
"I hope you had a good shit cause we still have a while to go on this road trip."
"Um. Well, it was kinda frustrating cause I guess I didn't have to go that toilet"
"Son of a bitch!"
"Hey, it's not my fault I was only able to carbonate that toilet! I really thought I had to do go!"
"Um. Well, it was kinda frustrating cause I guess I didn't have to go that toilet"
"Son of a bitch!"
"Hey, it's not my fault I was only able to carbonate that toilet! I really thought I had to do go!"
by Onehitwonder? November 29, 2017
The act of placing a straw into one’s ass and farting into a cup of soda and giving the newly carbonated beverage with the straw to an unsuspecting victim.
by Chex929 June 22, 2018
When the periodic table symbols are used, this spells out autistic, originated on TikTok and is used among friends.
by abeil June 12, 2024
When someone doesn't respond to your text at all, to the point where it hasn't even been seen. Essentially the next level of being aired.
Person A: I sent that text nearly a week ago, and they haven't even read it yet!
Person B: Dude, they totally just carbon dioxided you.
Person B: Dude, they totally just carbon dioxided you.
by keliskindacool January 21, 2024
"Wow, James just broke the scale on carbon tanprint by travelling from Iceland to Australia to get a tan"
by Heimir Han July 20, 2017