carbon sandwich

A sex act in which a woman named Esther is simultaneously fucked from the front and back.

Based upon some kinky ester groups in molecules.

Esther: last night was amazing! We made a carbon sandwich!

by DietCyanide November 8, 2018

Carbon Capture

A government that has been captured by the fossil fuels industry for example the UK

Tarquin - I hear the UK government is going to use carbon capture, so your shares in those North sea oil companies are going to go through the roof.
Rollo - Yes, it's going to be sick - are you going to stay in the place in Switzerland when floods start ?

by fnard March 30, 2023

Dirty Carbonation

After preparing for a colonoscopy with Nulytely for the “cleanse,” the act of shitting brown fluids while pissing clear at the same time, mixing in the toilet bowl.

“The Nulytely had my stomach like soda machine - it was like I was blowing out Coca Cola syrup and making a dirty carbonation.”

by zZMiDZz August 13, 2025

Irish Carbone

To be right about something, when people are telling you that you’re wrong but then being kind of a twat about it when you’re shown to be correct.

“Sean might have been right but he’s being a real fucken Irish Carbone right now”

by TeKaylaSunrise January 17, 2024

Waste of carbon

Someone who's life serves no purpose

Blake just takes up space and doesn't do anything he's such a waste of carbon!

by English As A First Language August 2, 2022

carbonated vagina

When you Funnel a liter of sprite down a woman’s vagina

Yeet is that fetus carbonated vagina

by Oink nigga April 25, 2020

carbon dialect

When two black monkey crickets are banging each other in the butt and one of them snaps their penis in the others' asshole until it bleeds and the poop turns it into a chocolate fountain that gives it the carbon effect of flash.

Wow! Did you see George Floyd and Bill Cosby attain the carbon dialect last night?

by adamsandlerdbd1 July 19, 2021