by 2old April 3, 2023

Tarquin - I hear the UK government is going to use carbon capture, so your shares in those North sea oil companies are going to go through the roof.
Rollo - Yes, it's going to be sick - are you going to stay in the place in Switzerland when floods start ?
Rollo - Yes, it's going to be sick - are you going to stay in the place in Switzerland when floods start ?
by fnard March 30, 2023

by Averagemedic April 15, 2023

After preparing for a colonoscopy with Nulytely for the “cleanse,” the act of shitting brown fluids while pissing clear at the same time, mixing in the toilet bowl.
“The Nulytely had my stomach like soda machine - it was like I was blowing out Coca Cola syrup and making a dirty carbonation.”
by zZMiDZz August 13, 2025

by Oink nigga April 25, 2020

by English As A First Language August 2, 2022

To be right about something, when people are telling you that you’re wrong but then being kind of a twat about it when you’re shown to be correct.
by TeKaylaSunrise January 17, 2024
