Amish Candlestick

A sexual manuver where one shits into another person's ass until the reciever's anus is completely full. A wick or rope is then placed into the shit filled ass hole when still maliable. When the shit hardens the "candlestick" is then ready to be removed and enjoyed.

"Did you make that Amish Candlestick yourself?"
"No, I had some help... ROFLCOPTER (soi soi soi!!!)"

by Father Odenkirk August 29, 2007

candlestein

The best webmaster ever. Candlestein, as he is affectionately known as by Spartacus, Andrew, Max, gozman, (Blocked), jpo, LighterFluid, Garface, mccolls, Hyter, Tzar, Stipo, Guru, Buccaneer, commieboy, Katmunge, and the rest of the F2 crowd. He runs F2, and is a moderator on Flecko. He is omniscient, omnipotent, and a Halifaxian. His actual handle is clandestine. See kickass, intelligentsia, and administrator.

Hey, candlestein! Can I join F2?

by Spartacus September 8, 2004

chankles

The unholy union between Kankles and Chode who's off spring will surely overtake us all.

Random Person > Wow! Chankles you cock smith how many stenisis' can u take at once?

Chankles > A Lot

by The Exploited 1988 November 23, 2004

head cankle

The state of having no chin. This gives the illusion of a neck connected to a head with nothing to show the difference.

"Kids, don't stare at her head cankle."

by britdziak March 7, 2008

Crankles

When you're cranky, and grumpy, and are just flat out pissy.

"Oh my god, she's got a bad case of the crankles!"

by Strangekitten January 18, 2009

cankle

the sound a dogs chain makes when it is running or walking fast

"did you hear that dogs chain cankle?"

by puun September 16, 2005

candlesnake

Similar to Monkeyshit
Not quite a snake, not quite a candle, but it can be anything and everything in between!
This includes, but is not limited to, verbs, nouns, and mammals

How many candlesnakes are there in the monkeyshit?

by Andrew Reddin April 12, 2005