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open your camera

something my online teacher says everyday while really she should just mind her buisness
-ok class welcome to the lesson
-DEN OPEN YOUR CAMERA
by den_gae February 23, 2021
mugGet the open your cameramug.

Put a camera on that penis

Used by people to check whether a man is having sex
Sarah: I think Peter is cheating on me
Friend: Put a camera on that penis

Harry: Dave and Jake seem to be spending a lot of time together, do you think...?
Friend: Put a camera on that penis
by leedsfan95 January 5, 2011
mugGet the Put a camera on that penismug.

slap the tip on the camera

basically its were a guy shows only the tip of his dick on camera.
„Yeah so on facetime with that girl last night, she asked if i could slap the tip on the camera. So i slapped my tip on the camera!!!“
by ballsackpussyporn May 7, 2022
mugGet the slap the tip on the cameramug.

AV video camera

alright when most people hear AV they think audio visual but when u see video camera after as in AV video camera the A means Analog and V is Video as usual.
my AV vid cam is obsolete now i need DV
by Mike Mara July 5, 2003
mugGet the AV video cameramug.

zoom the camera out

To urge one to think realistically and recognize an outlandish statement as a lie.
Ugly Pete: Dude, this chick at the mall who was selling headshots totally thinks I should be a model.

Handsome Tom: Zoom the camera out and see the lie, Ugly Pete. She just wants your money.
by mgdb August 14, 2007
mugGet the zoom the camera outmug.

eyeball cameras

A devise that is planted behind the eyeball, in order to capture a truly rare moment at anytime, so as to prove to everyone else that it really happened, when time does not allow the fetching of a traditional camera.
"Did you see Bobby making with that sea heffer?"

Yeah I totally got it on my eyeball cameras. Lets put it on youtube"
by Biblepimp81 March 2, 2010
mugGet the eyeball camerasmug.

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