Cack and Bullz 

A more fun way to say cock and balls. Put the emphasis on the A in cack and the U and Z in bullz. The best thing about this is you can say it under your breath in lieu of cock and balls and people don't usually understand what you really mean.

Example 1: Darren is giving her his CACK AND BULLZ!

Example 2: Tripp "Joe did you study for our math test today?"
Joe "No man, I am going to take the cack and bullz!"

Cack and Bullz by Gen Snafu December 4, 2010

cack on the cob 

When u poo on a stick and sell it on for food.

Excuse me sir. Would you like to buy a Cack on The Cob?

cack on the cob by Mike Goodwin May 30, 2006

cack crash 

When your penis gets too tired to perform and just quits on you. Before a cack crash, your penis will usually be extremely excited like someone pumped him full of caffeine.

Duder 1: "Hey doggy how'd it go with that brizzle last night?"

Duder 2: "Well it started off great, but then my dick just went limp on me. I was all hard at first so I thought it would be an epic f*ck session, but it wasn't."

Duder 1: "Oh man, that's classic cack crash, B. Better luck next time.... oh wait there won't be a next time biatch!"

Duder 2: "Yeah... thanks a lot you dick."

cack crash by westfalia October 7, 2010

Cack Sucker 

A person from Missouri (Oilfield Slang)

Cack Sucker by Anonymous February 9, 2003

cack pipe 

noun. The anus. The poo chute.

My Sigmund Freud's are killing me. It feels like I'm passing broken glass through my cack pipe.

cack pipe by wotsit September 5, 2003

cack gabbler 

When a chick is choking on some dick.

That girl is swallowing a dick, look at that cack gabbler.

http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1608289

cack gabbler by timmad December 22, 2008

cack valve 

Another word for the arsehole

i rubbed my arse to hard and sprung a leek in my cack valve

cack valve by POWER B May 13, 2003