Box Burgler

One who burgles boxes; of the vaginal variety. A lesbian, dyke, carpet muncher, bush hound, etc etc.

Sharon's a box burgler!
Really??
Yeah she totally licks vaginas..

by deanhendersonlives April 16, 2010

turd burgler

one who enjoys uphill gardenin. Also known as a fudgepacker.

lilys pastimes include turd burgling

by lily southam November 14, 2003

buggerslut

An ex-boyfriend who is immature. He often acts like a creep around you. Sometimes, he'll be bad-mouthin' you if you're the one that broke up with him.

person 1: "Omg John is in my English class this year"
person 2: "Ew! Is that buggerslut still stalking you?!?"

by em and m January 18, 2008

turd burgler

The pitcher not the catcher, a blatent ass bandit

Nooo you idiot, I'm the pitcher, you're the catcher

by a lgx January 15, 2004

bugger me gently with a dil-do

To be suprised by something or someones actions.

'Well bugger me gently with a dil-do' said Sara after Jim proposed to her on one knee

by Joey February 15, 2005

poon burgler

a) A person who tries to burgle (steal by means of cock-blocking) the poon that you bring home on the weekend. they are too damn lazy to try to score their own 'nani', 'nizzle', or 'tang' but you can rest your ass assured they will be all over your new bitches shit the second you walk in the door.

b) an elynch

dude 1: "dude!!! don't be such a poon burgler. all you ever do is try to mac my poon! get some of your own instead of acting tough all the time!"

dude 2: "fuck son, what i look like to you?!?! elynch?"

OR:

"mneh, man, whats that all about?"
-world famous poon burgler

by Megan got thrown down the stairs June 11, 2006

buggerfucktwat

Offensive, chiefly Brit. Contraction of bugger (sodomise), fuck (fornicate), and twat (cunt).

Used as a superlative in the rare case that two expletives will not suffice, to describe someone so utterly contemptible and stupid that the utterer has to search her mind for a sufficiently potent approbrium.

What?!! You sold your twelve year old sister to a Romanian sex ring mafioso for half a cabbage? You... You... BUGGERFUCKTWAT!!!!!!

by moofmonkey November 25, 2003