Kobe Bryant condoms commercial script:
Kobe "Hey, do me."
Lady "I'd rather not."
Kobe "I wasn't asking."
Kobe "Hey, do me."
Lady "I'd rather not."
Kobe "I wasn't asking."
by 1234567890zz December 14, 2009
August 24th is International Kobe Bryant Day because he wore the jersey numbers 8 and 24. On this day we honour what a legend he was and how hard he worked as an NBA player.
by luna-aaa January 28, 2020
The guy on the news says Kobe was a great guy, then corrects himself and says a great basketball player. If Kobe really raped anybody, he wouldn't be missed the way he is, his family wouldn't miss that kind of guy. Like Mike Tyson, Kobe Bryant is crazy enough to do something that wasn't a good idea, (for Kobe having sex with someone other than his wife wasn't a good idea) but that doesn't make the guy a rapist. No matter who wants to make them look like one, Kobe and Mike Tyson are not rapists, and Michael Jackson is not really a pedophile, they're crazy, weird people, so people offer a lot of misinformation about them, but don't remember them for what they did in life, instead they want people to remember them the way they want them to be remembered, and its bullshit. Everybody seems to think something bad would happen if they said anything different than what the media says about it, so they seem scared to say any of their thoughts about it to anybody, unless their thoughts are the same as what the media says happened.
Kobe Bryant was a great guy, and some people won't apologize to his accusers or to feminists for saying it.
by Solid Mantis January 27, 2020
by tr4gedy February 04, 2018
Bryant Middle School is where the people who couldnt get a job besides there. The teachers think they’re better than everyone else. All the people there are stuck up and self centered. Additionally, there’s so many dumb kids there, every student is high asf.
by Your mf dad June 01, 2019
The day we remember the death of the goat 🐐 the legend and an inspiration to all young athletes in the world. RIP Mamba 💔😢:( :(
by Rip to all the legends January 28, 2020
by big man 22211155 January 26, 2022