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BayRidge, Brooklyn

The only neighborhood in America were you can hear lasgo blocks away blasting from the cars of fort hamilton high school kids along 3rd ave. A place where you can get drunk at mooneys and eat greasy burgers at the americana. Bayridge is the place to be on a friday night, pass by omonia you'll know wat im talkin about. And the best block in bayridge is 68th street, only the strong survive on that block.
by Tara February 2, 2005
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Brooklyn

To make things clear, I am not a run-down white, I am not a rich russian, I do not brag about living in the ghetto, and I do not think I live on the greatest place on Earth. Neither do my friends. AND I AM NOT A GUIDO.

Brooklyn is home to many kinds of races and cultures. I am proud to live in Brooklyn, but I do not go around talking about how amazing it is.

Fucking labelers. Spend a week or two in Brooklyn before you start writing shit about it on urbandictionary.com.
Brooklyn kids are fucked up.

^^^ FALSE.
by hiimfred January 23, 2009
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Brooklyn Tech

The place to go to school if you want to end up a neurotic mess on the verge of suicide.

Full of psychopath teachers (though there are some good ones) that assign too much homework and give insanely difficult tests designed to make you fail and have nervous breakdowns.

Also full of fuckin kids. 4728 to count now. Walking to and away from the school is like being on an SS death march.

If it's not the kids or the no-sleep or the workload that gets to you, the environment will. Your life becomes controlled by a fucking bell, and you have to do a 4-minute hustle from class to class, which of course isn't enough for Phys. Ed, which forces you to change. You end up being late simply because your class is 5 flights away. Oh yeah, stairs. Lots of morons at Tech that can't seem to understand which staircase goes up, and which goes down. So of course there's always one line of retards going down the up staircase, subsequently slowing everyone trying to go up the fuck down.

So remember, if you want to be sleepless and driven insane for 4 years, go to Tech! They're waiting for you.
It was high-school admissions time in Junior High! Tony had a death wish and didn't get any into schools because of his awful grades, but he did so well on the SHSAT that Brooklyn Tech accepted him! Upon bringing the news to his counselor, his counselor chuckled and said "I'll see you at your funeral."
by captain sleepless October 21, 2008
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brooking it

to brooke it - i.e. to voraciously perform fellatio on a hopelessly flaccid member.
brooke it, brookin', brooked
"she brooked it"
"she didnt just suck my dick, she tried to perform cpr on it - straight brooking it"
"i donno if this is gonna happen baby, my dick is brooken"
"i drank 10 beers and did coke baby, it's brookin"
brooke
by shania fuckanigga November 18, 2011
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Brooklyn

Their is no definition for Brooklyn, She’s outstanding, Beautiful,kind,smart,loving and generous you can never finish the list. She’s a one and only you’ll never meet another girl or person even comparable to her. She’s a person hard to get and even harder to let go of. She’s full of curiosity. Her laugh and smile again no definition it can brighten your day at any point no matter what’s happening she can put a smile on your face in seconds. She’s beyond the girl in your dreams. She’s absolutely Gorgeous😍 but still athletic and outgoing, Smart you name it she’s got it all. She’s a person you won’t forget wether you want to or not. -Braiden
by Fieldhouse06 October 27, 2018
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Brooklyn Tech

(verb) The act of being rejected by Stuyvesant
Hey, did you get your SHSAT results?
Yeah, I got into Brooklyn Tech.
by nana_banana March 14, 2009
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Brooklyn Jackhammer

A sexual position. Similar to the pile driver. One standing partner holds another partner, by the hips, while second partner is standing on their head, legs spread in a T shape. Standing partner is generally a male since insertion of the sexual organ is a prerequisite for completing the position, but First partner may be a female wearing a strap-on. (though this may evolve to its own new position) -----First partner, with firm grip on second partners hips, and with sexual organ (or facsimile) fully inserted, (orifice of insertion depends upon sex of second partner, as either sex is possible, though a women presents more possibilities) pretends that second partner is a jackhammer (making Jackhammer noises is not required, but is suggested for authenticity) and lifts second partner, then drops, lifts, then drops, repeating this process until orgasm or boredom sets in. for full effect first partner should occasionally kick second partner in the ear to facilitate the ear ringing brought on by the close association with a Jackhammer on the confines of a packed Brooklyn street.

-----Warning: position, if attempted should be executed on a mattress or other soft or padded surface since the risk of concussion and or neck injury is considerable, execution on the floor or any other hard surface is inadvisable. actual execution of this position period is inadvisable.
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by Dirty Rotten BoB November 3, 2010
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