broccoli ninja

A term for black males who have specific haircuts with the sides of their heads shaved and long and twisty on top. Followed by a headband (Supreme brand for example)
"Have you seen Tyresse's new style? He's looks like a Broccoli Ninja"
by Damage, Inc. March 20, 2018
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steamed my broccoli

When you blow air on a dick.
Man Stacy steamed my broccoli so hard last night it was like she was cooling some hot tatters off.
by Steamed broccoli October 31, 2017
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Boil some broccoli

To boil broccoli is to watch pornography, because watching pornography is like boiling broccoli because you have to watch the broccoli when cooking it so the broccoli doesnt get too soft- like the 'other' thing that might get soft when watching pornography.
by billy walking August 22, 2006
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Tasia Broccoli

Omg where do i start with Tasia Broccoli
Tasia broccoli is probably one of the weirdest yet coolest person on earth, and people will always love Tasia Broccoli.
Person 1:OMG IS THAT Tasia Broccoli
Person 2: OMG IT IS Tasia Broccoli is sooo cool
by YouFavGirly June 24, 2022
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Pocket Broccoli

I can’t match that gram, but I do have this pocket broccoli…”
by Heartmilker September 25, 2023
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Broccoli haired

An inbred teenager that hasn’t heard of a barber. Tall, long, messy, feminine looking curly looking girl hair rested upon their uneducated head.

Generally accompanied by a squatted truck driver, whose father is also their uncle.
Damn, the broccoli haired dipshits are at it again!
by Miles the great February 19, 2024
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spanish broccoli

A male/female who fails to bathe in months. A body of fungus becomes to build within the crevasse of the body such as under arm, crotch, between fingers and toes. A gangreneus substance that resembles a sweaty broccoli in a Spanish supermarket oozes from these areas. Many individuals tend to seek hygiene relief from flat carbonated drinks as there sugary based ingredients mask their musky damp broccoli stank. Also see cabbage cock, cock like wedding cake icing and brocc stank
"Dave showers been on the blink for 3 months now"
"I watched them washed the Spanish broccoli from out of their foreskin with a can of flat coke"
by Snippy snip Dave March 20, 2017
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