Off My Broccoli 

An exclamation used in situations when one individual is intruding on another's possession. Even if the object in question is not actually Broccoli.

Someone reaching in to take some of another person's fries.
Person eating the fries: "Off my Broccoli Nigga!"

Off My Broccoli by Flash321 November 25, 2009

steamed broccoli 

weed!

it smells like steamed broccoli outside

steamed broccoli by yoyoyowussupgurl March 6, 2017

albino broccoli

cauliflower

I had some albino broccoli yesterday, dude.

albino broccoli by icc3043 June 5, 2011

Vaginal Broccoli 

Nasty-ass curly pubes that usually get in the way of an eat-out session

Hey man, I tried to eat out this one bitch when i got some of her vaginal broccoli in my teeth!

Vaginal Broccoli by John Whammer October 15, 2007

Beef and Broccoli

A mixture of two types of cannibus, Regz and Chocolate. They take on the look of the Chinese food Beef and Broccoli.

Me: I got the Regz
BFF: I got the Chocolate
Me: Damn...
BFF: I smell Beef and Broccoli!

Beef and Broccoli by The Urbanette February 27, 2009

Chicken and Broccoli

1) The sexual position 69, especially with regards to an Asian couple.

2) A non sequitur, based on the first definition, intended to be used in any particularly exhilarating situation involving Asians, as made famous by Jason Statham's character in Crank 2: High Voltage.

1) Chinese Husband: How about a little 69, baby?
Chinese Wife: You want me to make chicken and broccoli at this hour!?

2) "Chicken-- and broccoli"
- Chev Chelios after killing several Asian mobsters in a close range shootout.

Chicken and Broccoli by J Ludmilla March 19, 2010

eye broccoli 

opposite of eye candy, someone unappealing to look at

(how i met your mother) marshall's ex-assistant

barney: "so, who's the eye broccoli?"

marshall: "my new assistant"

eye broccoli by kittycathy December 8, 2010