Canadian Breakfast

Having a Tim Horton’s medium double double with a joint first thing in the morning.

Hey bud is that Canadian Breakfast you got there? What a beauty eh

by BnSDemon March 5, 2023

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Second Breakfast

Something invented by hobbits.
Comes before lunch and after breakfast.

Guy 1: I think we'll have second breakfast.
Guy 2: Good idea.

by Luke the Blockhead August 24, 2022

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Singing Breakfast

Throwing up after a heavy night on the sauce.

I shouldn't have drunk all that baileys last night.i was up at 5 for the singing breakfast!

by Scott McMaster V November 10, 2003

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a.k.a. Black Bear Diner, Breakfast Bear is prob THE most clutch spot to get your body the nourishment it needs after a long, hard night of drinking - or any type of partying for that matter - only as long as it's long and hard though (that's what she said).

John: Dude...I am sooooooo hungover. I can't even believe that I'm even awake right now.

Pete/ Dude: I know, right?! I actually think I'm still drunk.

Randy: (walks out scratching himself) Fuck! I just threw up a little bit. I'm doin, better now...hey Pete, why don't pack the pipe, dude!?

John: For real bro, shit! What's taking you so long?!

***smokes weed***

Randy: Hey dudes, you know would be so awesome right now?

Pete: BREAKFAST BEAR!!!!

John: Ya...BREAKFAST BEAR!

by weezy_beezy May 15, 2009

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Bachelors Breakfast

When a single man bangs the chick he did last night instead of eating breakfast.

I had a bachelors breakfast this morning with Jessica Alba :)

by bang blake December 30, 2008

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breakfast chips

The flakes of dried jizz stickin around after a night of good lovin.

After a fun night of sexy times, Matt cleaned off his stomach with a dishrag, then proceeded to dry the dishes with the rag. Now everyone in the house has eaten Matt's breakfast chips.

by liveMike August 11, 2017

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