Butter Braid

A sexual act for the culinarily inclined. The Butter Braid is performed when the male has protected sex with a woman and ejaculates into the condom. He then retracts his penis, carefully removes the condom, and proceeds to use the filled condom like an icing packet and ices the thorax of the female, as if she was a raspberry Butter Braid. If he wants to add a narcissistic touch, he can write his own name in the icing.

A.R.: "Dude I haven't gotten action since the Reagan administration, but how's that new girl you've been seeing?"
F.S.: "Really well, but she's still making me rock the Jimmy hats. Lame I know, but she let me butter braid her this morning. Nothing like hot icing on warm buns playa".

by FreakoSuave January 1, 2019

Dookie Brains

A term for some who is not too smart.

(Especially if they think the moon landing is fake.)

Bro, you're a Dookie Brains for not understanding the moon landing is real.

by Dooked June 27, 2019

joshua has big fat brains

poopy

joshua has big fat brains

by efwejfnlejfaad June 16, 2018

Shit fer brains

One who displays a lack of common sense
A fuckup

Joe really screwed up the assignment. He's such a shit fer brains.

by Fred January 19, 2003

Schiff for brains

When someone lost access to their bitcoin due to technical illiteracy.

Peter never learned how to backup his bitcoin seed phrase and lost his private key. What a Schiff for brains!

by Rabbinstein January 27, 2021

braidon

crazy hot tan funny and sexy guy, if you dont like him your just jealous of the bait he gets.

guy1:damn i hate braidon
guy2: dude you just jealous
girl1: hes so hot!

by flatscreen69 September 24, 2011

Brads Mom

A woman with a glorious vagina who loves the D

I need to find me a Brads Mom

by myselfbitches October 7, 2009