Boredsauce

The payload you blow when your so bored you just have to do the one-handed clap.

I was so bored I jacked off and blew my boredsauce on the keyboard.

by 3Psweeze January 7, 2010

boredom

Something that makes you do stupid things and then pay for it for the rest of your life.

by Cracker August 27, 2003

boredom

the all consumeing state of mind the devours students in the back of algebra class and turns them into screaming lunatics

1"hey did you hear about kevin the totally freaked out in algebra"
2"ya the doctors said he got really bored during the lecture on quadratic equasions"

by Colte July 31, 2004

Bored to tears

A combination of being both bored and tired, which commonly occurs during a boring ass class, and not enough sleep, also called being bored shitless.
Partying late on a Sunday, or just staying up at night on a school night batin or doing late homework can lead to this the next day in class.

Teacher:

Slope is calculated by measuring the height and the length of any part of the ramp. The slope is the. . .

Me: (stapling my eraser to form of a smiley face because i'm bored to tears)

by Boredhuh July 1, 2011

I'm so bored

me too why do you think I'm typing this

I dono I'm so bored

by neoooo February 26, 2019

bored-beating

When you beat off out of pure boredom, a lot of times you're not even horny, you're just so bored you find yourself beating off to pass time.

(Man Thinking).... Wow I'm so bored.... What could I do?...
(Man looks down) Oh! Now I know what to do, I'll beat off and find something to do after. That's bored-beating.

by John & Justin M. January 22, 2011

I was bored

A phrase used to furtively give oneself credit for his/her creation instead of blatantly stating, "I made this!".

Said phrase is mostly used on Facebook and other social networking sites.

Alex: I was bored so here's a meme.

by Jorbach October 16, 2012