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Ouija board

A board game sold by Parker Bros. based off of a Victorian-era parlor game. The name comes from joining the French & German word for yes “oui” & ja” together. The pointer moves because of overcompensation by one person to the involuntary hand movement of the other, which is why it takes two people to work. Once the pointer start moving, one person subconsciously “answers” the question asked the other asked and involuntarily moves towards the answer. Which is why “the board” only answers in languages the players speak and can’t answer questions to which the players don't know.

The only satanic thing about this game is the amount of money Parker Bros. make off of this scam.
Skeptic:
"Ouija, who were the first two men in space?"

Players & Board:
"...."
Ouija board by Tragic Story September 28, 2004

cutting board

a girl with no tits
When she took off her wonderbra, I found out she was a cutting board!
cutting board by KJMania October 16, 2008

message board massacre 

1.when a person(s) completly pwns alot of people on a message board. Sometimes so bad that the victim(s) have run out of insults.

Also refered to as MBM or MBMs, noobs are most vunerable to being massacred in one of these onslaughts of literature.

To avoid being massively pwn't in an MBM, watch what you say, anything foolish could make you phail.

2. Also used as if a lot of people on a message board team up against a person (usually a noob) and all of them begin to insult the victom senslessly.
1.blueDS: super-man 64 was totally baddass!

noobman: yeah, that was a great game i miss it. =(

1337pwner: you noobs need to STFU that was a rait lame game, and people are still vomiting over its stupidity

bellguy118: its a message board massacre, everybody leave!

2. scenekid414: does anybody know if i cen press start to pause the game?

Link713: dude, your a noob, dont talk again. EVER. friggen noobzor.

Lupo713: INSTANT PHAIL

DangerousTacos: FISSION MAILLED, noobert.

scenekid414: *cry*
message board massacre by Dus10 August 24, 2007

Ouija-board management 

A style of management whereby the project as a whole is slowly moving in one direction or another, but when asked who is in charge (and by extension who is to blame for the slow progress) all hands come off the board, all progress stops and no one individual is to blame.
When asked how the new project was going Joe replied "With the Ouija-board management going on I am surprised we have accomplished this much"
Ouija-board management by Conroe100 September 23, 2017

Throw your balls on the cutting board

1. To confess strong positive feelings for a female companion to her personally and insisting on a relationship whilst recognizing the high potential for rejection.

To tell a girl that you really really like her and asking her out while understanding that she might just flat out deny you.
Alex: Yeah, I really like her and I think I'm just going to tell her how I feel and ask her out.

Andy: If you really want to throw your balls on the cutting board like that, I guess it's up to you.

shark coochie board 

A shark coochie board is currently a popular assortment of deconstructed Lunchables, including processed meat pieces, cheese products, dried up old fruits you have laying around, leftover bread, and nuts you find between the couch cushions, etc., all artfully arranged on a board you've been saving for a project for a while. Derived from 15th century French "charcuterie".
Oooh, they went all out for this party with a shark coochie board!
shark coochie board by Postmarc December 21, 2020
Word of the Day on July 23, 2024