Blakin

The act of a friend breaking your shit and not giving a damn because it's not his.

Guy 1: "You just broke my ipod"
Blake: "O well, not mine"
Guy 1 " There you go blaking shit again”

by Blank15 December 31, 2008

Blunkin

To have sexual intercourse while on the tiolet or using the toilet.

I was taking a dump one day, and I had sex with my girlfriend at the same time and I made sure to remember that it was my first blunkin.

by Steve Shick May 4, 2006

blunkin pie

the act of going down on your chick while she's takin a shit

she smelled so bad i had to get some blunkin pie action to cover it up.

by the cankle whisperer May 7, 2011

reverse blumkin

When a guy jerks off in a toilet and shits in a girls mouth. Know to be popular in Amsterdam.

The other night at Dunkin-Donuts, I paid some crack whore 5$ to allow me to preform a reverse blumkin on her in the bathroom.

by NICK the RAT August 23, 2007

Road Blumkin

The act of recieving a blumkin whilst driving a motor vehicle down the road.

i.e. Getting road head while shitting on the seat.

"Dude, my car seat is ruined, but the road blumkin was totally worth it."

"Whats up with your seat, it stinks?"
"My Dad borrowed my car and my Mom gave him a road blumkin on the way to church."

by Marc Hune April 8, 2009

Blumina

A Blue Chevrolet Lumina

Hey, what happened to your Blumina, bro?

Ah, I sold it.

by havocmike May 6, 2008

blumkinated

(verb) having received a blumkin, often in a particularly satisfying manor; see blumkin

person one "dude, sarah totally blumkinated me yesterday."

person two "dude, awesome."

by that one guy that adds stuff June 19, 2010