3rd Nine Week Blues

-the melancholy feeling experienced by high schoolers everywhere in the period between the end of Christmas break and the beginning of spring break. Common symptoms include bitchiness, lack of sleep, depression, mood swings, and an overall apathetic outlook on life. Caused by a combination of stress, hopelessness, and the weather.

Between the research paper, the fact that there is 46 more days till spring break, and the clouds, John is goin through some rough 3rd Nine Week Blues.

by dasani124 February 2, 2009

wine connoisseur bluff

When you're in a restaurant and you're asked the taste the wine, not knowing really what you are tasting for, so you sniff the wine before you drink it, drink and nod in acceptance... whilst you find the whole formality unnecessary and pretentious

Waitor comes over and shows the bottle label to diner.

Diner: yeah... that's the one I ordered, what do you want me to say?

Waitor pours about 3 sips of liquid in the glass and "Shows you the glass"

Diner sips it.... the whole table is now in suspense

Diner nods in acceptance and everyone in proximity has a sigh of relief and ponders on the 2 minutes wasted on wine tasting and the diner for his wine connoisseur bluff

by London_guitarist August 7, 2010

St. Louis Blues

hockey team that has a record 24 straight playoff berths, but no cups (3 loses in the Cup Finals); always really good, but never enough to go over the top

The Blues lost in the playoffs to those damn Wings again.

by 0000 October 20, 2003

September Blues

This is the feeling of sadness that occurs when the summer is over and school is now in session. It is often difficult to focus on school since the weather is hot and summer was only recently. September blues are marked by inattentiveness, malaise, and longing. They are cured on October 1st when a person can think about Halloween and the weather is less like summer. Football season can make the September blues more bearable.

Juan: "It is 90 degrees and we are in school. I wish it was still summer!"

Alejandro: Don't worry, it's just the September blues. Come October 1st it will be all over."

by New English July 6, 2010

Anal Blues

anal problems, after anal sex, such as diarrea, anal loseness, and farts.

Man, I had anal sex, last night, and I have the anal blues.

by Kevin James November 10, 2006

legato bluesummers

In the Japanese anime television series Trigun, a villain with psychic and telekinetic powers. In appearance, he has blue hair, yellow/amber eyes, and wears a white coat that is decorated with spikes and a human skull. Legato is a complete and utter sadist who obeys the orders of his master, Millions Knives, with absolute devotion. His purpose in life is to make Vash the Stampede, the show's protagonist, experience the true pain of life.

"Despite his sadistic and malicious tendencies, there are a lot of fangirls who are in love with Legato Bluesummers."

by silverarm January 16, 2004

Tired White Man Blues

Form of pseudo-blues performed by a quartet or quintet of old, white men. The group usually features predictable guitar lines, fatigued saxophones, and enervated harmonicas.

One or more of the performers may be required to eat a fistful of blood thinners to last the entire set.

Practitioners of this form believe "Blues Brothers" is the best movie ever made and that Steve Winwood and Eric Clapton are the best guitar players to ever live.

This music is usually heard at an outdoor, summer family festival or a fall chili cooking contest.

Steve: Hey, remember that crappy tired white man blues band we saw at the book festival last year?
Allen: Oh yeah, with that saxophone player wearing the stupid Blind Faith t-shirt.
Steve: Remember they had to stop half-way through "I'm a Soul Man" because somebody charged the stage with a revolver?
Allen: Right, I think a couple of event volunteers hung themselves after that set.
Steve: Good times, good times.

by LegendOutlaw December 6, 2009