Skip to main content

Blondesome

Thee 'Blondesome' is the most amazing girl on the planet, she also fits the beckie description. She's kind, elegant, fucking hillarious, beautiful, godlike and the perfect orgasm. A Blondesome also is no ordinary girl and wont be forced into a submission of any kind, you will become her bitch.

Blondesome, is just great really, and i dont need to write a massive definition to convey that, i'd be here for hours.

If you by some divine miracle, have a Blondesome for your girlfriend, your likely to get the most amazing sex ever, the day after you read this.

A Blondesome also has the desired 'wants' in a girl, epically stunning, the greatest music taste ever, morals, (makes things a lot more interesting) the best set of boobs you will ever feel/see, perfect body - no bones, epic legs, no saggyness, a beautiful vagina, the greatest sex hair, the greatest hair anyway, doesnt show appreciation which makes you works harder, the most epic lines, and has the mentality of a child but again the prefect 17 year old body sent from god.
Josh: My Girlfriend is a Blondesome, ENVY ME!

Chris Hoyle: I'm jealous, I would rag that!

Josh: No chance, you wouldn't know what to do with high maintenance like that.

'around the corner' Jon: sniff** I'm going to kill myself.. Life isnt fair.
by JasonORANGE* December 25, 2010
mugGet the Blondesome mug.

Blonde ginger

A person with "ginger" characteristics, i.e. pale skin, freckles, etc. With the exception of red hair, these gingers are born blonde and with souls.

Also, a blonde ginger is an alcoholic beverage consisting of ginger ale and Jack Daniel's Tennessee Honey.
That girl is the hottest blonde ginger I've ever seen.

This blonde ginger is the best drink ever.
by Coliecanolie November 27, 2011
mugGet the Blonde ginger mug.
Related Words

black on blonde

A mixed beer drink, similar to a black and tan, comprised of Guinness floated over Stella Artois. The ratio of Guinness to Stella should be slightly higher than in a black and tan.

The plural form is placed on the first word, as in:

singular = black on blonde
plural = two blacks on blonde

See also blonde redhead
Make it a black on blonde, squire, and keep 'em coming!

A round of blacks on blonde for the table, right?
by Quackenblatz March 26, 2008
mugGet the black on blonde mug.

suicide blonde

A woman who has hair that is dyed crudely or unprofessionally (From the notion that it is dyed by her own hand)
by The Return of Light Joker April 8, 2008
mugGet the suicide blonde mug.

blonde

1) a person born with a certain shade of lighter hair; no correlation to high or low intelligence.

2) a person born with dark hair but who for some reason decided to dye it blonde; very strong correlation to low intelligence.
Notice that the dumb blonde myth is dictinctly American.

Needless to say it fails to hold water somewhere like Scandinavia, the people of which are noted for their brooding, introspective nature. Somehow, the majority-blonde population there have built some of the most progressive and successful nations in the modern world.
by Glumdalclitch May 6, 2006
mugGet the blonde mug.

blondeislost

A wackaloon with blonde hair. Blondeislosts are often found in chatrooms or online forums where they act out their fantasy dreams. There are also Brunetteislosts and other perverts, pervies and jesters who live life online.
She said she sleeps naked on a trampoline. She is a blondeislost.
by TIZReporter October 15, 2005
mugGet the blondeislost mug.

What a Blonde!!

1. Is used to describe a stupid girl.
2. A moment when a girl does things without thinking
and then reacts to them (or doesn't); this is
also known as a Blonde moment(s).
3. Is mostly a girl with blonde hair.
4. They don't have to have blonde hair.
Jenny: Guess what! I had a Blonde moment today!
Mike: Dumbass! What did you do?!
Jenny: Well, I was done eating and then I put the plate
in the trashcan instead of the sink!
Mike: LOL! What a Blonde!!
by Escallanta January 8, 2006
mugGet the What a Blonde!! mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email