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Blizzard Slap

A blizzard slap is when a man takes his spent condom off and ties the end of it like a balloon. He then precedes to slap his partner in the face with it until the semen breaks out like a blizzard on her face.
After railing his girlfriend Peter North blizzard slapped her till she cried.
by Steeldriver August 1, 2008
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blizzard booty

sex obtained during the high snow accumulation particularly in the mid-western and northwestern regions and once in Atlanta, GA. Blizzard Booty also results in babies born in September and October.
There was a lot of blizzard booty going on during the Polar Vortex of 2014
by ButtaFlyy January 30, 2014
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Fecal blizzard

When things just really really suck and your having a crappy time.

When you sit down to shit and your crap comes out faster than you can control, and you spray poop all over like a fine mist.
Dan's world seemed to be one big Fecal blizzard.

I drank a fifth of gin, and ate at Taco Bell today. Tonight the forecast calls for one huge Fecal blizzard.
by Aqua lung October 7, 2013
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Bizard

Another name for Liz, spawning from the nickname Lizard. Applies to someone who is goofy and carefree.
Have you met my friend Bizard?
Oh, Bizard, you silly girl!
by Liz February 2, 2005
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boizards

little twin girls, who like taking selfies and chasing after lg's. some people call them the swagfags of the west. they look like creepy douches with gay hair and some homosexual tendencies to gimp.
girl: hey friend i was with the boizards last night and they made me tie them up.
friend: thats messed up gurl
by dickheaad mcgee March 11, 2013
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BLIZZARD

A blizzard is a severe snowstorm characterized by strong sustained winds. It lasts for a prolonged period of time—typically three hours or more.
1. Bad weather was experienced, frequent blizzards making the advance difficult.
2. There are, however, during every winter from one to four severe blizzards, which inflict great damage unprotected flocks and herds.
by nittha August 21, 2019
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jizzy blizzard

The act of a bunch of guys cumming in a blender with ice cream milk and oreo's, blend it and then you enjoy.
John loves to have jizzy blizzards and sip on them while listening to his favorite jam hot lips.
by JohnBohn December 23, 2010
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