Beat Off Blister

The blister you get on your pecker shaft when you've masturbated so hard and so much. It only gets worse if you keep beating off. But why would you when it makes your Peter popper poop so good?

I don't have a girlfriend. I only have beat off blisters.

by Jellystone October 27, 2018

oh! ya blitherin!!

used when you have done something really stupid and you want to call attention to it

oh! ya blitherin!! just trip over the dog why don't ya

by TalikTheVampire February 10, 2021

Bifter

The rocks or spots of bare ground that appear when a ski-slope gets worn out from over use, or excessive basting.

Watch out for those bifters!

by Sjin June 18, 2013

blit

Geordie slang for a woman's front bottom.

Man at graft checks his lunch box: "Wor lass has give us the same sarnies again. I'm gonna kick her reet in the blit toneet."

by Rita and Sue September 11, 2009

blit

after smoking large amounts of marijuanna

Yo this guy is blit.
OR
got blit?

by gotblit? April 15, 2006

Jesus Blistering Fist Fuck

1. Expression used when experiencing something incomprehensibly awesome or utterly disgusting.
2. Insinuating extreme bodily harm.
3. Used randomly when having nothing else to say.

1
John : OMG! I just won 50 kilos of cocaine ...
John : ... and beat your brother to a pulp with a hockey stick.
Bob : jesus blistering fist fuck!

2
John : Say, have you ever had a Jesus, Blistering, Fist Fuck?

3
John : This track is awesome!
Bob : Yeah, jesus blistering fist fuck it's cool!

by prosci8 September 7, 2009

bifta

A herbal cigarette,often smoked on south coast beaches.

A bifta!you call it a bifta!I call it a bifta too!

by PC Coddleyballs April 15, 2006