blitch

To complain about something when writing on a blog.

Out on the net, there is a lot of blitching.

by Hudog September 28, 2006

blitch

A super cranky woman (BITCH) wearing too much bling (jewelry)

Damn, look at that blitch! She needs to see Jared, her bling is tacky.

by Melissa September 28, 2006

blatch

The noise that is made before vommiting

Who's puking in the bathroom? I heard some blatching going on?

by Grimice Jones January 18, 2003

biatch

-a gangster's way of saying bitch
-a slut, whore

ya unit did yo momma, biatch!

by Nick January 13, 2004

Blitch

A girl/woman who abuses the law against a male hitting a females, to hit a guy and get away with it. Most Blitches are normally not that attractive and cannot get a boyfriend.

"Dorothy always punches me and I cant do anything about it!" "Wow, what a Blitch

by Lord Haval October 8, 2010

Blitch

African American lady who is really, really mean.

Black + Bitch= Blitch

Wanda Sykes can act like a real 'Blitch' sometimes. Or, my ex-girlfriend is a real Blitch.

by Drizzle my nizzle-o January 17, 2010

blitch

a really annoying glitch one comes across whilst gaming, comes from glitch bitch

(gamer hits into a tree and goes flying across the map)
gamer: WHAT A BLITCH, FML

by oLi135790264 September 29, 2009