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The Blender

Kieran Hicks, Ryan Green, Ryan Raiser, Allison Eck, Alexa Kish, Max Barton, Zach Bielli, Jack Orourke, Danny Hankee, Ethan Cook, Vince Riley, Charlie McKearnan, Dan Hoban, Justin Puhl,
Man The Blender was so lit and chill vibes
Shwordle, meet me at The Blender tonight
by techbomb June 18, 2023
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Blenderred

The feeling of purity, relax and a clear mind.
"I've finished all my homework, I have no school tomorrow, nothing to worry about! I feel blenderred"
by whenwordsarentgoodenough November 29, 2015
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salad blender

Usually only occurs whilst on strong anti-biotics and a vegan diet. A 'salad blender' is the undigested reminants of sald, left over in a stool. Though it is essentially excremant, it still fully resembles salad and has many health benifits if consumed.
Example 1:
Hey Matty! I left a steaming SALAD BLENDER in the toilet, come check it out.

Example 2:

That chick, Jane, is a huge bitch. Let's feed her one of my SALAD BLENDERs and say it's a falafel.

Example 3:
You should get those SALAD BLENDERs checked out, Jim. They are staining the toilets.
by Farquard October 28, 2015
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Blender

A 3D simulation/animation software made in 1995, made by Ton Roosendaal. It has been having updates for its 30 year lifespan, currently at update 4.4.3.
Tom: Hey, did you make that Blender simulation I told you?
Me: Yes, it took like an hour to render, but the video is in my downloads!
by DaCuberz June 23, 2025
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blender

I SOVED MY DICK UP A BLENDER
by nutsuckerrioueyiugharuhefahlua January 14, 2022
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Blender

When you're shitting and you masturbate then blend the semen with the shit.
Sean left a blender in my bathroom before he left.
by PopoMcdoo April 18, 2018
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organ blender

A motor cyclist who is convinced that he is invincible and rides at maximum speed at all times. It is only a matter of time before he liquidises his internal organs in a major accident.
Jeez, did you see Steve on his CBR? That dude is a real organ blender, a waste of good kidneys if you ask me.
by Tube Alloys September 8, 2017
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