Blart

Large hairy animal. This beast makes up for its below-average intelligence with an above average size. Experts disagree about whether the size is due to muscle or fat.

Blart drank eight beers before retiring for the night.

by pledge prez March 8, 2005

Blart

A blart is five pounds of excrement, in a three pound jar.

The whole deal is a blart: we would have to give away the whole farm, including all our implements.

by MooPig September 7, 2007

blearf

A nonsensical celebratory exclamation. Derived from blarg.

Happy birthday, Krystle! Blearf!

by Juozas March 31, 2007

bleating sloth

Someone that is a useful fool that does nothing, but makes a lot of noise complaining

That bleating sloth got a canary for his car, because he never changed his tyres.

by alyeda June 23, 2008

blart

any kind of security guard or rent-a-cop

my dad lost his job, so now he's a part-time blart at the Staples center

by WordMongrel June 4, 2009

blart

Quite simply, a joint. Can be either hashish or weed. Also known as a blarty.

I really fancy a nice blart(y)

by paul leach January 6, 2004

blart(y)

Quite simply, a joint. Either hashish or weed.

I really fancy a nice blarty!

by paul leach January 5, 2004