Blackberry

A piece of shit phone

Candice hates her blackberry and wants to get an Iphone

by idontwanttotellyou August 18, 2010

blacked

To be executed by a person of african decent.

Mario got blacked by some gang members when he rolled his daddy's bimmer into the wrong 'hood.

by Flanka March 11, 2004

Blackteria

Pronounced - Blak-tear-e-uh

N. Term often used for describing the growth of black people throughout a predominately white community.

Good heavens Fifi, it seems that the tennis club has a bad case of blackteria

by WTS Jr April 28, 2006

blacked out

whe you get way too fucking drunk that your conscious thoughts go bye bye, you can't remember anything and you become another, usually shittier, person..

I can't remember that last night, because I was blacked out

by king slut fuckery January 15, 2008

blackura

An Acura automobile that is black.

Dude, that blackura Integra is hooked up

by RK089 November 10, 2006

Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation

This Legal domicile is occupied and ruled by the Orwellian Totalitarian Tyrant & Dead white slave owner known as The Holy Okie Blackfoot redneck Leprechaun Spirit the honorable "Lord Bud" The only known Blackberry picking slave to his spirit is his firstfruit the only begotten son Christ Bob who is paid $2 per day for picking one single gallon of berries. Fines for trespass onto this plantation are collected in Blackberry futures. "Lord Bud" is the originator of the "McKinny Penny" he touts that his penny is worth your twenty when giving change for the payment of trespass fines.

George Washington: Hey Thomas have you toured the state of Oklahoma?

Thomas Jefferson: Yes George I was charged with Criminal Trespass on the Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation by a Blackfoot redneck Totalitarian Tyrant and forced to pay the fine in Blackberry futures.

Benjamin Franklin Buck: That tyrant is my grandson guys and his son Christ Bob is pure of heart.

by Spiritual-Master January 26, 2022

The biggest blackest dick

A secret/rare white card from the popular card game Cards Against Humanity. The card can only be found in the lining of the top of "A Bigger Blacker Box", a box designed to store up to 1500 Cards Against Humanity cards. Unlike standard cards, the letters on the card, which read "The biggest blackest dick." are silver and are embossed into the card. The card is the successor to "A bigger blacker dick", the successor to "A big black dick".

Kyle: "Hey Jim, did you hear about the secret Cards Against Humanity card on reddit?"

Jim: "You must be talking about 'The biggest blackest dick.' Yeah I heard."

by Encyclopedia Shitannica January 26, 2014