makin' bears

(adj.) Going poop. Describing the big and brown characteristics of poop.

It is a derivative of GREASY GROWLERS

Q: "Where did Jim go?"
A: "Oh he's in the bathroom, makin' bears"

by Bryan St. Bryan May 18, 2009

drop bears

Animals that live in the Australian bush. They drop down on the head of their prey from above. The gov't on Aussie doesn't admit that these creatures exist because that would mean a drop off in their torist business. There are no reported pictures of them

be careful when walking along in the bush mates!

by :-) March 21, 2005

bears

Waste material, especially fecal matter, that is expelled from the body after digestion.

I am going to make bears on your face.

by bmoc May 22, 2006

Murder bears

A collection of stuffed animals tied to street signs or telephone poles. Other items such as liquor bottles or flowers will accompany the bears. Common in Detroit, these memorials signify a tragedy occurred which is often a violent death.

Meet me on the corner of Gratiot and seven miles near the murder bears.

by Emily Street May 16, 2016

polar bears

polar bears commonly known as....uh...polar bears first lived in the north pole and then floated down to antarctica on an iceberg and lived in harmony with the penguins.

Polar Bears Live With Penguins Until provoked, then they attack them.

by trogdor_the_burninator_now October 31, 2007

Care Bears

Someone raised by the Noids, a cult dedicated to raising children with adult bears. Inspired by the insipid 1980's cartoon, "The Care Bears", the cult thrives on the concept of returning man to nature with kindness and good will towards all. Children are taught to speak, but must learn to either survive or die at the hands of their Bear brethren. Few children survive, but those who do are often pillars in their community, combining their natural sense of survival with an animal like zeal for adventure, food and sex.

Gay Man: Oh, that George W is fabulous! He's such an alfa male

Gay man 2: Of course he is! He's Care Bears, hun.

by Judicus September 30, 2005

bearsuit

The pj's that a mans wife or girlfriend wears to bed if she doesn't want to have sex. Like an all flannel outfit or fat pants.

Husband says to him self, " I can see the wife has her bearsuit on again. Looks like more masterbating for me tonight."

by Alfred Blowbaum January 22, 2014