Fetus Beater

1. A woman who get's an abortion.

2. A sexual slur a woman uses while being banged by a well-endowed man.

1. Joe: "Hey did you hear your GF jenny just got an abortion?"
James: "Noooooo! James Jr. is dead! I'M GONNA KILL THAT FETUS BEATER!"
2. Jenny: "Oh Yeah Joe!!! Your penis is sooo fuckin big, ooooooh shit...I think I'm about to cum... BEAT THAT FETUS JOE... YOU FUCKING FETUS BEATER... I'm COOOOOOMING!"
Joe: "Oops... I forgot to disengage my FTL drive...."

by RedSandDuster January 2, 2011

beaner packing

When a large group of people(generally Hispanic families) cram into a compact size car and travel.

My garage sale was like a circus,a tiny clown car pulled up and 14 beaner packing mexicans jumped out wanting to buy my used goods for a tenth of what they were marked.

by hooolio February 12, 2009

Meat Beaters

Refers to some ones hands in a offensive manor.

Keep your meat beaters off my nachos hooker!

by One bleeding testicle in a box June 25, 2005

beaner baby

A small child learning how to commit crimes before he's old enough to walk. Runs around stealing, being dirty, and learning to complain that he is being unfairly treated in America because his parents crawled under barbed wire to get him here.

"You see that Beaner Baby taking those hubcaps?"
Yeah I do, and why is he wearing Paco/Tommy/G Unit clothing while bitching about having no money?"
I dont know, I dont know

by Philly G January 26, 2007

Beaneritis

A disease that turns your skin brown, stuns your growth, gives you the sudden urge to hop fences, you become addicted to beans and stealing cars from white people. Beaneritis will also lead to not showering and watching Spanish soap operas.

Austin Powers: Doctor, Why did my skin turn brown? I woke up this morning and i felt like mowing my neighbors lawn for $1, whats happening to me?
Doctor: Well it seems that you have a condition known as Beaneritis.
Austin Powers: NO!!!

by SmokethatGreen March 4, 2009

Bauer

there are no words to describe the massive awesomeness of a Bauer

have you ever seen a Bauer, they are fucking awesome

by kieth stone May 29, 2010

beaner rag

what a mexican uses to jerk off into; specifically a tissue or a dirty condom found on the dirt.

tito gave me his used beaner rag for my turn at it.

by makjfadfha November 6, 2007