A sudden stare of death and hatred used on the male species by women. Usually initiated by something done or said "wrong" by a guy.
It could be a noun or verb;Made known by comedian Patrice o'neal.
It could be a noun or verb;Made known by comedian Patrice o'neal.
Guy 1 :Watch what you say, she might pussy beam you.
Guy 2: I ain't getting no pussy beam from what im about to say.
Guy 2: I ain't getting no pussy beam from what im about to say.
by Chris Ho December 10, 2008
Get the Pussy beam mug.To have intercourse with a woman, and fill to give her so much testosterone in the process that she then proceeds to grow a beard.
by Jake Bry February 9, 2008
Get the Slap a beard on that ho mug.Noun. dōōsh beerd An over-trimmed beard, resembling a chin-strap and stopping at the chin or just above the neck.
Commonly sported by (but not limited to) beta-males in urban areas, the douche beard has spread into the realm of effete Jr. College wannabes and self-hating white hip-hop poseurs.
Douche beards are the mullets of this millennium and should be relegated to men of Asian and Latin descent who lack sufficient facial hair follicles to grow a full beard. Anyone else electively grooming their facial hair in this manner is immediately subject of ridicule and derision and of questionable taste/intellect.
Commonly sported by (but not limited to) beta-males in urban areas, the douche beard has spread into the realm of effete Jr. College wannabes and self-hating white hip-hop poseurs.
Douche beards are the mullets of this millennium and should be relegated to men of Asian and Latin descent who lack sufficient facial hair follicles to grow a full beard. Anyone else electively grooming their facial hair in this manner is immediately subject of ridicule and derision and of questionable taste/intellect.
Hey- if gonna have a beard then commit to a beard. Don't be a tool and sport douche beard; otherwise you'll look like K-fed, Timberlake or Turtle.
by firingprone September 22, 2009
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Get the Beaded Minge mug.A man who is ridiculously, absurdly, and undeniably manly with an awesome beard. Not a mustache, or goatee, or soul patch, a full on Grizzly Adams type beard.
That guy just punched an alligator in a throat while giving Chuck Norris a wedgie. He's Beard Manly!
by Beard Manly March 1, 2010
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