back-up bitch

The next person in line that you ask to do something with after your preferred person isn't able to.

guy 1: "My girlfriend can't make it for lunch with me today...do you want to go?"
guy 2: "What, am I your back-up bitch?"

by RNPS September 6, 2007

Backcountry Medicine

Noun. - A mix of aloe and lube that provides a smooth and soothing anal experience.

After a hard day's trek, the hikers built camp and settled down for some good old fashioned backcountry medicine.

by Stampy October 27, 2011

Back and belly rat

1) Years ago in Jamaica this term was used to describe envious and devious people
2) A hater

One man came home, found his wife, raped, and killed along with his two daughters. His best friend was by his side trying to comfort him. The killer only leaves one clue. His finger prints on a cigarette butt. Years rolls by and the police in Canada could not find the killer, however a streak of luck comes their way. The killer ran into an accident, they took his fingerprint, and it matched the crime from many years ago. He immediately confessed to the crime. “Why did you killed out the entire family of your best friend?” the police ask, the killer replied. “Everything he had is what I always dreamt of having".
This back and belly rat will never be a free man.

By Dr. James. A McBean. D.Th., MCC

Copyright © 2009 Library of Congress Washington.D.C.20559

by tpizzle4shizzle January 27, 2012

hammock back

When the pattern of a hammock is indented into your back.

I passed out on the hammock for 12 hours and had a bad case of hammock back when I awoke.

by Mitch G. August 15, 2006

Splatter Back Special

The act of vigorously thrusting your shaft deep into a girl on her period, causing blood to splatter over your genitals and belly.

I gave Becky the ole splatter back special last night.

by SplatterKing October 26, 2013

lower back meat

When you have no ass and your back seems to meet your legs with a slight chunk of meat in the middle

I have no ass but I do have lower back meat or LBM

by mb92211 March 5, 2014

Turkey-back

Noun - A slang term for people from New England in reference to the Pilgrims and Thanksgiving.

"Look at those matching Turkey-backs in their Patriots jerseys over there. Hey, Turkey-backs! Turkeys up, bro!"

by Indefatigablysardonic June 11, 2020