basterd balls

a complete basterd whom fathers children with his over active balls

"hey why dont you fuck off basterd balls"

by matthew g c November 12, 2008

nipple baster

a brush like objest used to baste nipple kind of like a turkey.

i found a nipple baster in david's top drawer.

by Dale Ward August 27, 2006

Inglorious Basterds

The most recent film by Quentin Tarantino, and by far one of my favorites from the director. however this film is highly underated but it remains a must see for any Tarantino fan.

Whats your favorite scene from Inglorious basterds mike?

When stiglitz shoots that major in his ballsack and proceeds to stab him.

Yeah that rocked.

by Sergio Jaun Sheet Rodriguez November 15, 2010

basted

The act of getting a blowjob and pulling out of the girls mouth and blowing ur load when ready.

Man i was getting a bj and i basted all over her face.

by moondisog November 30, 2010

biggot basterd king

The rank achived when: you have become a basterd and coronated 'The King of all Biggots'. it is one of the lowest ranks in the hierarchy of Shishahism (A religion based on smoking the Hookah Pipe) and is often used as an insult or a friendly greating among devotees.

See Shishaism for more details.

Martin: Hey dude, i'm so stoned of my ass right now...
Charles: Biggot Basterd King
Martin: Same to you man, same to you.

by Martin Pedersen October 12, 2005

basterd

In Ireland is some one how doe'sint
have a father.

ya little basterd.

by spinner, eire June 12, 2005

Turkey Basted

When your girl who craves abuse turns the table and stuffs a prostimulator up your ass.

She was physically hurt so bad last time we hooked up, that she turkey basted me for thanksgiving.

by z_dawg_nyc November 21, 2018