Baloney Blossom

A woman's vagina.

My baby maker is hungry for a baloney blossom.

A baloney blossom is the snack the smiles back.

by lyrad17 July 18, 2009

Phoney Baloney

Vegetable based food made to look like meat.

I don't feel like cooking. Let's just have a couple Phoney Baloney sandwiches.

by jwbrooks3 August 22, 2008

GERMAN BALONEY TITS

1. BIG FLAT TITS THAT JUST LAY THERE ON STOMACH OR GET TUCKED INTO THE WAIST

2. TITS THAT REMIND YOU OF SOMEONE THAT HAS BAD BREATH

HEY ,, I WAS PLOWING THIS FAT SLUT ON A TABLE ,, HER TITS WERE LAYING ON HER LIKE 2 ROWS OF SLICED GERMAN BALONEY,, I CALLED HER GERMAN BALONEY TITS GIRL

by DpcxAlphaMale September 1, 2009

Barone Shit

Profuse defecation within 30 minutes of eating from Fairfield University's beloved Barone cafeteria. The onset of this condition usually takes 1-2 weeks to come to full strength, which includes more frequent defecation than ingestion.

Freshman: "Dude, I ate at Barone and then barely made it back to my dorm to take a shit."

Senior: "You sir, have just experienced your first Barone Shit."

Freshman: "I eat 2 meals a day and shit 5 times a day. Something's not adding up"

by Anon@FU September 14, 2010

baloney bopper

Someone who masturbates loudly and frequently to drown out the sounds of their own inevitable loneliness.

Jack is a baloney bopper. He has no social life and lives in a small low income apartment by himself. poor guy.

by Suxmybawls August 17, 2012

baloney

Baloney - Misspelling of Bologna

Spelling Bee
Judge- Your word is Bologna
Child- (spells Baloney)
Judge- No stupid, your stupid. What a retard.

by Logan June 19, 2006

bayonet

penis
especially a large one

He will conquer new lands with his bayonet

by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004