Cletus Bartholomew Day!

13th October is Cletus Bartholomew Day! Celebrate by setting off fireworks & getting a cake with his face on! #goofy

Joe: What day is it?
Michelle: It’s October 13th.
Linda: Omg?! Happy Cletus Bartholomew Day!

by k19299 July 17, 2021

Emma Barton

An actress best known as Honey in BBC soap opera Eastenders.

Ed: That Emma Barton who plays Honey in eastenders is quite cute isn't she?
Jon: Not arf

by legless July 23, 2006

Ruby barton

Ruby barton, is the most amazingly beautiful, gorgeous, perfect, smart and funny girl in the universe. When she giggles its like an angel singing, and her killer smile melts my cold heart. She is loving, affectionate and her kissing and licking of your face will always crack a smile. I am lucky to have her as a girlfriend.

guy 1- hey is that Ruby barton?
guys 2, 3, 4--- daaaammmmnnnnn

by Gregory Dexter morgan House July 15, 2010

Clara barton

To take a massive explosive poop at the end of a big day of non stop eating. Named after having to stop at the last stop of the new Jersey turnpike (actually named the Clara barton rest stop) to take a massive violent crap.

After eating all of that fast food, I really have to Clara barton before we go!

by Bowl Nidre February 26, 2018

mischa barton

one of the hottest chicks i've ever seen on television!
she's sooo cute

known from o.c. california as marissa
basic instinct
...

i'd love mischa to suck my d1.ck

by wallawalla March 3, 2005

Barfoot

A Barfoot is an inhumanely large piece of poop. The sheer girth of the fece makes you wonder as to how a person's anus can dilate to such a degree. Some have theorized that an abnormally large, Barfoot-type anus may be genetically linked through promiscius anal sex of the Barfooter's mother. More likely however, the Barfooter's anus has been repeatedly expanded through penetration of large objects such as horse cocks, baseball bats, and possibly wine bottles.

"Dude, did you see that Barfoot floating around the shitter? That guy must have an asshole like a clown's pocket!"

"That slut takes it up the Hershey Highway so much, she must drop mad Barfoots."

by Gerald Smith June 1, 2006

Mischa Barton

Did you ever watch 'The O.C.'?
The thin girl with a face so gorgeous you wanted to eat it!
Well, that my friends is Mischa Barton!

Riley: So, what does your new girlfriend look like?
Michael: No word of a lie - she's in the Mischa Barton league!
Riley: Seriously? You lucky f**ker!

by ChooseRedBull June 28, 2010