botty bandit

A homosexual man.

"Bill? No, he doesn't like women, he's a confirmed botty bandit."See shit stabber and uphill gardener

by Toasted Crumpet July 2, 2003

butthole bandit

noun:

a person who without prior knowledge or consent, sticks anything in or around the premises of your butthole.

see also: Buttfinger, Asshole Assassin,

After my best friend Andrea did the weekly walk of shame from the guys house last night all the way back to my place, she then told me how her Thursday night fuck buddy "accidently" put a finger in her butthole.

Andrea: At first I thought he just got it in the wrong hole, but then it happened AGAIN...

Liz: Yo he totally violated your ass on purpose. He's a secret butthole bandit!

by ae123456 September 14, 2012

oxygen bandit

Someone who is just so idiotic they don't deserve our precious air.

Why do you even exist you oxygen bandit?

by mien kamf July 30, 2015

Piss Bandit

A group of bandits, which piss all over public restrooms, therefor attaining the name “Piss Bandits”

I am a Piss Bandit huge W there

by Swampedbandit January 3, 2022

Bag Bandit

A woman who requests a ride to some place and when the driver agrees she suddenly gets 4 or 5 bags of “her” stuff (stolen probably) to take with her

“Yes, as soon As I drop this Bag Bandit off I will have more room in the car!.”

by Justin-Judd-Texas November 1, 2022

Book Bandit

a person who steals/defaces stationary books and other items

person 1 "Dude I cant find my white-out or my fine liner!"
person 2 "must've been the book bandit"

by The Book Bandit December 6, 2015

Shekel Bandit

a shekel bandit is a stupid money grabbing jew who is attracted to the sight of shekels and will take any shekels they can get their dirty money grabbing hands .

NEO NAZI 1 - "hey that shekel bandit is taking the fucking quarter i dropped"
NEO NAZI 2 - "stupid kike!"

by ConVoid July 29, 2018