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a shekel bandit is a stupid money grabbing jew who is attracted to the sight of shekels and will take any shekels they can get their dirty money grabbing hands .
NEO NAZI 1 - "hey that shekel bandit is taking the fucking quarter i dropped"
NEO NAZI 2 - "stupid kike!"
by ConVoid July 29, 2018
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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