Baltimore anthem 

Suttin', bang
You a-lyin'
Boom-tang, tang, toon-tang, toog-a-loog it
Fu-it-a-buh-it-a, bang, bang on a dooget
Wip-it-a-puh, ell-uh, tang, tang on a dooget
Het-a-luh-bell-uh-puh, bang, bang on a booget
Wip-it-a-luh-puh, ell-uh, tang, tang on a bipper
Hat-a-luh, bat-ell-uh, bang, bang on a whipper
A bang, bang too-pang, ta-loog-a-toog it
Hang the pang, pang, too-pang, toog-a-loog it
Fa-tiggle, bang, took-a-tangit, then, I pig-a-lang on a bang
Wip-it-a-puh, ell-uh, tang, tang on a tang
Hick-ell-a, ick-ell-uh, toon, toon, toogle-too
Hoont-a-pang suh-poon, tang, toog-a-loo (Uh!)
Pop a luh Toog-a-loo-too: Sank-nan
Hick-ell-a Bell-a-poont, nank-nan
Hang on a Bang-a-loont, nank-nan
Fig-a-la, pig-a-loo, tank-tan
Too-ga-la, too-ga-la, tang, tang on a faint, man
She wanna ake up and ein all on my booget
Come on, dish, ta-loo-ga-toog it
I said I'm out o' this booget, like, damn If you don't jig-a-la-dang, then you don't jig-a-la-bang, on the gang
Before I left, I had to hit you with the same:
If you don't jig-a-lang you don't bang
Bang, dooget.

Person 1: That Baltimore anthem song is so tuff my nigga

Baltimore anthem by SahilArora October 15, 2023

Baltimore Bathtub 

When a storm drain in the city of Baltimore swells up during a heavy rain fall. The contents of the storm drain wells up to the top to reveal the varying grotesqueries of Baltimorron street scum, such as: used condoms, beer bottled, urine, feces, jizz, dead rats, roaches, dead cats, dead seals from the national aquarium, loose head hair, McDonalds soda cups, dead human bodies, etc....the list goes on, and on and .....

Dude 1- Hey, I was walking to the subway staion when I stepped into a Baltimore Bathtub. I pushed on a few feet past it, but was overcome by the odor and vomitted all over myself.

Dude 2- Don't worry man, no one will notice on the metro. You'll fit in with all the other dirty scum bags.

Baltimore Bathtub by Mr. Asshole August 24, 2006

Baltimore Beef Stew 

A sexual act wherein a man receives a beef bouillon cube rectally.

I'd prefer a good Baltimore Beef Stew over a Colombian Piranha anyday!

Baltimore Beef Stew by BBS Dad September 9, 2011

Baltimore Blast 

When a male (or a collective group of men) ejaculates so hard on a girls face, she is knocked to the ground like the entire city of Baltimore is hitting her in the face.

Man, I knew before I even finished that she was going to get the Baltimore Blast.

Baltimore Blast by DJ King Pin April 3, 2010

Baltimore Landslide 

The act of explosively shitting your pants while performing a classic Baltimore lean.

If you look to your right you'll notice the fabled tumble weave. On your left we have a gravity defying heroin addict... Whoa what's this?! Ladies and gentlemen we have a rare treat today. You're currently witnessing a Baltimore landslide!

Baltimore Landslide by Yanni Venough May 2, 2014

baltimore bomber

Before having sex you take a crap load of laxatives and when you reach climax you just let it all shoot out. It is said to be very Satisfying.

Dude last night was so awesome! I ripped out a baltimore bomber and shit went everywhere!

baltimore bomber by Capt. James January 4, 2008

Baltimore Ravens 

A sweet football team. Fuck you if u dont like them, Ed Reed is my boy!

The Ravens defense crushed yet another drive.

Baltimore Ravens by Int February 1, 2005