Blind pig

A bar or dispensary where alcohol is served illegally. A word that was used during Prohibition where people were forbidden to drink alcohol, as it was against the law. People would often go high into the hills and brew Moonshine to give out at bars or on the street to earn money.

Ye heard a new Blind pig opened up yesterday? wanna go buy some good XXX?

by ɯ August 24, 2018

blind zombie

when your fucking a girl from behind, spit on her back and when she turns around nut in her eyes making her wave her arms like a zombie trying to find you to kick your ass.

shaquanda was pissed when i gave her the blind zombie

by pope hentai November 30, 2003

Blind Lucha Libre

Put a wrestling mask on a girl. Wrestle with her, put her in a sleeper hold and while she is out, bust a nut in her eyes so she cannot open them when she wakes up rendering her blind. (Can also be called the Crusty Lucha Libre)

I was wrestling with your mexican mom last night - put her in a sleeper hold by "accident". I felt it was my moral obligation to give her a blind lucha libre. The crust cums off with a little vaseline.

by The Furniture Felon February 1, 2008

Blind Piece of Cake

An insulting way to call someone dumb.

Harris at Adam: "What are you blind, you piece of cake?

Mark at Adam: "You're a blind piece of cake."

by Blind Piece of Cake June 1, 2011

Blind melon

Blind melon- a person that lives life oblivious to social norms. A non-conformist. A free spirit. A blind mind.

There is a house on the corner full of hippies. Those blind melons never cut the grass.

by Less Moreland August 5, 2017

blind houdini

the act of fucking a girl in the ass, spitting on her back to make her think you came, and then turning her around and spooging right in her eye.

i'm not gonna fall for that again, or you'll give me another blind houdini

by Dale the Whale December 16, 2007

blind pirate

when you are doing a bitch from behind, you wait until you are about to cum then spit on the girl's back. She turns around and you give her a cum shot to the eye and she says "ARGGGG"

I gave your mother a blind pirate last night in your bed.

by Twat sniff September 17, 2008