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Award Tour

A blitzkrieg-like celebratory jaunt of licking, sucking, and fucking where the total length of tour is predetermined to avoid headaches, inconveniences, or heartache.
That bitch is moving away and I've got an old lady too so we set up an Award Tour from October to November to keep that shit simple and tight.
by pH Balance January 25, 2008
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NSS Award

The "No Shit Sherlock" Award. Given to people who state something so incredibly obvious, it pisses you off.
"Man, Rosie O'Donnel is fat."
"Congratulations, you win the NSS Award."
by poopy January 1, 2004
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Dead Genius Award

Fictional award bestowed upon individuals whose genius has become exaggerated as a result of their untimely death, usually before the age of 30. The award is usually presented by individuals who realise that music fans, the music industry and media often get carried away, mistakenly believing that any musician who dies young was a genius. Those bestowing the imaginary award are also able to entertain the idea that a musician who died young might have gotten fat, old or made a crap album. There is no official ceremony for the award as it is fictional and is often allocated during pointless conversations between friends. Many a Dead Genius Award is awarded each year with no official committee to decide who most deserves the award. This is mainly out of respect for the friends and family of the dead.
Candidates for the award include Tupac Shakur, Kurt Cobain and Jeff Buckley.
Person A: 'Dang, Nirvana weren't actually THAT good were they?'
Person B: 'Nah mate, i think Kurt's up for a dead genius award dont you?'
by J Riley July 14, 2008
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Miley Cyrus TEen Choice Awards Performance of Party in the USA

A nasty # Minute Video of Screechy Sounds, Pole Dancing and Crying 2 Year olds.
OMFG My Son Just Saw the Miley Cyrus TEen Choice Awards Performance of Party in the USA. Then the next day I caught him wearing a bra over a vest and in my thong.
by Miley Cyrus REal Miley March 16, 2010
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adware

A close relation to spyware.

A program that either downloads itself to your machine without permission, or bundled with other software, that secretly spies on you in order to direct advertising at you.

Can be removed with Ad Aware or Spybot Search and Destroy
Damn adware
by ChibiTaryn August 1, 2003
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Racially Aware

1) Possessing cultural awareness; Acknowledging and accepting the differences of other cultures.

2) A person who understands people have distinctive cultural characteristics that make them socially unique.
I'm not racist, I'm racially aware.
by DrKn0w September 19, 2012
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Akward Silence

When a white male and white female are having sex and a naked black man walks in wanting in on the action.
Bill: Yeah me and Linda were doing it then Tyrone walked in expecting something..and uhh...
Tim:Ouch. Akward Silence?
Bill:Yeah...
by hereyagoho May 12, 2010
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