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Post-Awareness

A term used to describe the latter half of Everywhere at the end of time by The Caretaker.
Al Bowlly's hit song Heartaches:"Heartaches, heartaches, my loving you they're only heartaches"
Post-Awareness Stages: "Heart, loving, aches heart only you aches"
by qnaeub's left ball January 19, 2024
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Shituational Awareness

When you know where the toilets is.
Or
When one is able to detect the quality of a bathroom before going in.
Damn that kid always knows where the good toilets are.

You're right, he has good shituational awareness.
by chonkymuff February 10, 2024
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Singles Awareness Day

An alternate name for Valentine's Day (February 14), more commonly used by the unlucky ones who don't have someone to love because they don't love them back.

On this day, there are no hugs.
No kisses.
No cuddles.
No hand-holding.
No cooing.
No laying in another's lap.
No head pats/scratches.
No butterflies in your stomach.
No buying items to be taken for granted and then forgotten about.
No person cares about your feelings, your current mood, or your problems.
No person who will help resolve issues in a conducive way, showing that they care for you and not doing this in return for a favor of some kind.
No sex.

Amongst the unlucky (variable from person to person), there are cases of increased depression, especially as it nears the 14th.
Friend: "Yo, it's about to be February! You know what that means...Valentine's Day!"
Me: "Yeah, you mean 'Singles Awareness Day? Valentine's Day is just a joke."
Friend: "Lighten up, man, you'll find someone!"
Me: "Unlikely; my depression knows no limits besides the calendar."
by demonrobot December 11, 2022
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idiot-aware

When you think, "does that person think I am an idiot?", and they do in fact think you are an idiot.
Worker(thinks) : I hope he didn't think I am an idiot during the interview
Boss(thinks): I hope this bish is idiot-aware enough not to reapply SMH
by mcnuggins August 2, 2023
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General Awareness

Hym "Your general awareness of me DOESN'T MEAN you have to do anything to stop me from hammering retards and drowning prostitutes.... But it DOES mean you get to take credit for my ideas... As punishment... For NOT murdering retard fucking sluts? Or talking about strangling whores? Hows the saying go? 'Those who do not care about saving others are not themselves saved.' It's bizarre. And you can't even say I'm being judged by my own measure because for what did I judge anyone? Fucking retard? Haven't done. Being a retard? Haven't done. The only measure by which I'm being judged is STILL just 'Have you been anointed by the priestess!? No!? Then you are still unclean!!' In this quasi-religious fucking women worshipping cult kind of way. It's sick. You're all sick."
by Hym Iam August 10, 2023
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awareness

Awareness
What does Awareness mean?
by anonymous September 1, 2023
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Emotional Awareness

who's down for an emotional awareness
by weed sucker September 14, 2023
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