asshole stop

When hiking, stopping only to let those behind you to catch up and then quickly continuing without letting them rest.

The hike was great, but I am really tired because Colin's friends kept pulling these asshole stops on me.

by Brewer Adam August 5, 2007

Asshole Origami

The art of folding the last piece of toilet paper to in order to maximize the amount of clean wipes after taking a shit.

Hey Scott, replace the toilet paper next time! I had to play asshole origami in there!

by JDubbaya November 28, 2011

asshole anaconda

A huge unbroken (pop-can round) long turd that curls around in the toilet bowl like a snake.

I was taking a crap and it felt like I was giving birth to an asshole anaconda. When I was done, I looked into the bowl and saw it curled up looking ready to strike out. It was a triple double flusher before I got rid of that thing!

by danofiremano December 7, 2013

Arseholetent

When the hole is big enough to fit your immediate family along with your 50 cousins.

"Damn! Her arseholetent looks like it can fit her whole fam"

by B n T November 16, 2016

Helpful Asshole

Someone who appears to be helpful but really is not helpful at all. Gives you more information than you had previously but not enough to do anything with it.

The IT guy is such a helpful asshole. He told me he knew how to fix my email but he has no intention of fixing it.

by Diet Dr. Pepper9 January 9, 2009

Proffesional Asshole

A person with full skill at being an asshole.Only men can be a proffesional asshole.Proffesional assholes are very sarcastic,and annoy people for hours.they wont stop until they see your pissed off.(i.e Me)

(Pretends to straighten tie)The proffesional asshole is here

by Peewee-hermanizer January 2, 2015

Vocal Asshole

A fart

Dude I had a few vocal assholes in math class today

by lockenload23 January 4, 2017