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vague arse

n: An Australian colloquialism that describes a person who finds it difficult to remember important or even general information; typically unaware or unsure of their surroundings; not particularly concerned by any type of crisis, emergency or predicament; and is usually spotted scratching their heads and gazing at the sky.
Woman: Where's the car?
Vague arse: Um... I parked it under a tree... somewhere.
Woman: There's a tree every ten metres you vague arse!
by Jayburger May 16, 2008
mugGet the vague arsemug.

smelly arse

a person named brandon whos last name starts with a b. we all know who this is. he need a showa.
omg do u smell that smelly arse over their
by phantom negromante May 28, 2019
mugGet the smelly arsemug.

Arse Pelican

This is the coloquial term for a pedo or butt dart champion, It is best you stear clear of these folk.
Phil is chadstones local ArsePelican
by No-thanx April 2, 2004
mugGet the Arse Pelicanmug.

Arse Crumpet

he is such an arse crumpet
by junkiejungwoo November 9, 2010
mugGet the Arse Crumpetmug.

arse valve

the muscle which controls the opening and shutting of the anus
i was that scared,my arse valve was puckering.
by The love bandit March 14, 2004
mugGet the arse valvemug.

Arse Juggler

An arse juggler is the definition of a gay man who can not decide on what man's arse he wants.
Example:-

Gay Man 1- Frank is such a Arse Juggler he can never choose on me,john or edward.

Gay Man 2-I know man what a Arse Juggler.
by frank_the_tank13 December 27, 2009
mugGet the Arse Jugglermug.

Cats Arse

Facial expression adopted by scorned women. So called due to the (*) shape created by the lips resembling a cats sphincter.
Dave doesn't come to the pub any more - I heard his wife gives him the 'Cats Arse'if he does.
by Antony Butnut March 18, 2004
mugGet the Cats Arsemug.

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