arse biscuits

originated from "father ted", often used in conjuction with the phrase bum-flaps

Oh bloody arse biscuits.
serves u right for being such a bum-flap.

by jimbo jones June 18, 2004

arse like the japanese flag

a burning and / or stinging sensation in the anus, cause by irritable bowel syndrome, oft the result of eating very spicy food. Also refered to as ringsting, ring of fire, fire-ring.

Bleedin' 'eck! that ruby murry gave us an arse like the japanese flag!

by red wine bitch January 3, 2003

arse gravy

A particularly noisome form of human excrement. Runny, smelly and not fully processed by the lower bowel. Often appearing shortly after prolonged and energetic anal sex. Can be used as an expletive.

I had to go very suddenly to the toilet, I could feel the arse gravy almost seeping out.

Arsegravy! Somebody's smashed my car!

by spunkism October 15, 2003

Arse pick

1) One who picks their arse.

2) An insufferable/arrogant/idiotic/ignorant/narcissistic person.

"Dude, Joe just kicked Bill in the nuts out of nowhere!"
"What a fucking arse pick."

by frigoffbarb April 25, 2010

arse like a hawkers bundle

Person with an extremelly large arse.

Here, I've noticed wee Angies puttin oan a bit a weight these days eh!
Aye yer no kiddin, shes got an arse like a hawkers bundle.

by hector mcgubligan December 13, 2005

arse bandit

Derogatory term for a male homosexual.

Quentin is an arse bandit.

by Zorro August 14, 2003

arse candle

A candle from the arse; a turd.

After a large steak dinner Andrew spent the morning delivering a huge arse candle.

by Mister_Douve May 2, 2003