vague arse

n: An Australian colloquialism that describes a person who finds it difficult to remember important or even general information; typically unaware or unsure of their surroundings; not particularly concerned by any type of crisis, emergency or predicament; and is usually spotted scratching their heads and gazing at the sky.

Woman: Where's the car?
Vague arse: Um... I parked it under a tree... somewhere.
Woman: There's a tree every ten metres you vague arse!

by Jayburger May 16, 2008

Echo Arse

The male equivalent of a bucket fanny, an arse that has been stretched to the proportions of a cave so that it now has an echo affect.

Duuuuude how big was your ex?

So big he gave me an echo arse!

by DAMMAB March 14, 2014

arse skating

When a man slides his penis up and down his partner's arse crack, gliding as though on ice.

Sometimes lubrication helps.

"Ahh man I was arse skating Andrea last night and jizz'd all up her back"

by Kittyburbank July 11, 2014

smelly arse

a person named brandon whos last name starts with a b. we all know who this is. he need a showa.

omg do u smell that smelly arse over their

by phantom negromante May 28, 2019

arse valve

the muscle which controls the opening and shutting of the anus

i was that scared,my arse valve was puckering.

by The love bandit March 14, 2004

Arse Pelican

This is the coloquial term for a pedo or butt dart champion, It is best you stear clear of these folk.

Phil is chadstones local ArsePelican

by No-thanx April 2, 2004

Cats Arse

Facial expression adopted by scorned women. So called due to the (*) shape created by the lips resembling a cats sphincter.

Dave doesn't come to the pub any more - I heard his wife gives him the 'Cats Arse'if he does.

by Antony Butnut March 18, 2004