n: An Australian colloquialism that describes a person who finds it difficult to remember important or even general information; typically unaware or unsure of their surroundings; not particularly concerned by any type of crisis, emergency or predicament; and is usually spotted scratching their heads and gazing at the sky.
Woman: Where's the car?
Vague arse: Um... I parked it under a tree... somewhere.
Woman: There's a tree every ten metres you vague arse!
Vague arse: Um... I parked it under a tree... somewhere.
Woman: There's a tree every ten metres you vague arse!
by Jayburger May 16, 2008
he is such an arse crumpet
by junkiejungwoo November 08, 2010
by The love bandit March 14, 2004
This is the coloquial term for a pedo or butt dart champion, It is best you stear clear of these folk.
by No-thanx April 02, 2004
When a man slides his penis up and down his partner's arse crack, gliding as though on ice.
Sometimes lubrication helps.
Sometimes lubrication helps.
by Kittyburbank July 11, 2014
Example:-
Gay Man 1- Frank is such a Arse Juggler he can never choose on me,john or edward.
Gay Man 2-I know man what a Arse Juggler.
Gay Man 1- Frank is such a Arse Juggler he can never choose on me,john or edward.
Gay Man 2-I know man what a Arse Juggler.
by frank_the_tank13 December 27, 2009
Facial expression adopted by scorned women. So called due to the (*) shape created by the lips resembling a cats sphincter.
by Antony Butnut March 18, 2004